Email from a one time obama supporter

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  • IDCC

    Sharpshooter
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    It appears that people( even past obama supporters) are coming to their senses. My wife's grandmother sent me the chain email "joke" below.





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    This one is a little different... . Two Different Versions.... ........... .... Two Different Morals

    OLD VERSION

    The
    ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The
    grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

    Come winter, the
    ant is warm and well fed.

    The
    grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
    MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
    MODERN VERSION

    The
    ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The
    grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the shivering
    grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

    CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN,
    and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
    America is stunned by the sharp contrast.


    How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
    grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

    Kermit the Frog
    appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

    ACORN
    stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. ThenRev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

    President obama
    condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

    Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid
    exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

    Finally, the
    EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

    The
    ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

    The story ends as we see the
    grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

    The
    ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

    The
    grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood..

    The entire
    Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
    MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.
    Ive sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Dont bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldnt understand it, anyway.



















     

    5.56'aholic

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    very good, but there needs to be more than just grasshoppers against the ant. ladybugs, aphids, ticks and snails should be added too :) That way no one racial group could claim the joke itself is racist ;)
     
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