fda is going to ban

[infiremedic07]

BACON! Due to the obvious health hazards associated with bacon the FAD today decided that bacon must be banned. I heard this at my local butcher shop. In order to assist you bacon lovers I will be willing to part with my stockpile of pigs and bacon for merely $50 a pound on the hoof.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Come and take it!

 

[karl77]

at least this shortage makes sense.

 

[trophy hunter]

from my cold dead frig...

 

[pudly]

Answer: You know that rumor-mongering has jumped the shark when...

 

[infiremedic07]

Well I had hoped to stir some humor today...guess not!

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I can't believe you think this is funny. Never, ever, ever kid about bacon bans.

Rookie will be along soon to report this.

 

[SERparacord]

Where's the California compliant bacon when you need it!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[worddoer]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The world really did end on Friday and we are just now finding out. What is life without bacon! It is the essence and substance of life itself. Just like air....but solid, crunchy, tasty, better looking, smells better, it even sounds better when being cooked. OK...ITS BETTER THAN AIR!!!

I call for a global day of morning. We shall forever call this day..."The Great Bacon Tragedy!" Now I know that not all of the world likes to celebrate bacon. To help rectify this, I will sacrifice myself and take their portion.

Are you going to eat that?

 

[mpitcock]

I think we need to start a poll.

How many OC your bacon and where did you OC today?

 

[singlesix]

First Twinkies and now bacon .... the world is coming to an end.

 

[SERparacord]

First Twinkies and now bacon .... the world is coming to an end.

They should have had Bacon Twinkies.

 

[singlesix]

They should have had Bacon Twinkies.

Jeffrey Rhodes is the Uncoolest Dude in Hollywood: Twinkie Bacon Surprise

 

[SERparacord]

Jeffrey Rhodes is the Uncoolest Dude in Hollywood: Twinkie Bacon Surprise

 

[worddoer]

good, pork is nasty

Blasphemy!!!! Blasphemy I tell you!!!

You shall be punished by tyeing you to a over sized ham while receiving 40 lashes with a crispy yummy delicious tempting....where was I...oh ya...um 40 lashes with bacon!

You should consider yourself lucky. Some people would pay good money for that.

 

[SERparacord]

Luckily I saw this coming and stocked up!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

What about turkey bacon in less than 10 strip packages?

 

[SERparacord]

What about turkey bacon in less than 10 strip packages?

No comment, but does anyone have a rope?

 

[RoyalTenenbaum]

All of my bacon was sadly lost in a tragic boating accident...

 

[old timer]

Bought a pair of pigs once to breed and supply bacon, ham etc.. But I broke the sows neck breeding her and trying to kiss her at the same time..