Food of the Gods

[Bill of Rights]

I've had mean chili before. It seemed angry with the inside lining of my stomach and was only interested in making its way to the exit

Yah, same here.

There is a so-called joke that says that people of Hispanic descent know when it's time to eat when their rectums stop burning. I am not of Hispanic descent, so....thanks but no thanks, Ryan. If I want something that will serve as a bowel evacuant, I'll just go to White Castle.

Blessings,
B

 

[Scutter01]

Not to be a party pooper, but this is a BACON thread. Chili thread is over there --->

 

[Bill of Rights]

Not to be a party pooper, but this is a BACON thread. Chili thread is over there --->

Hey, man, I tried... White Castle serves bacon cheeseburgers, don't they?

 

[ATM]

Rectum? Darn near killed um!

[/bacon]

 

[Scutter01]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ito7uyDEsfs"]YouTube - Baconnaise Fight to the Death - Bacon vs. Mayo.[/ame]


Baconnaise

 

[Rattlesnake46319]

I wasn't hungry....now I have this craving for bacon. How odd...

 

[Scutter01]

I wasn't hungry....now I have this craving for bacon. How odd...

The craving is always there, it's just that you suddenly noticed it.

 

[Rattlesnake46319]

Eat bacon or be around for the 100,000th post...

Decisions, decisions....what do I do????

 

[Pami]

 

[Scutter01]

So, Spasmo melted some Nestle milk-chocolate morsels to make some chocolate covered strawberries. She had also made a plate of bacon this morning, the remains of which were still sitting on the counter. I went down to have a strawberry and noted that not only was there left-over chocolate, but that it somehow failed to make its way onto the bacon. I rectified the situation and then we exchanged words regarding the oversight.

"Ew! Gross!" was the response from both wife and daughter. Until I crammed a piece in each of their mouths. The casualties were extreme. There were no survivors.

 

[Rattlesnake46319]

Spasmo? Good? Bad? Indifferent? (not that one can ever be indifferent about bacon)

 

[Pami]

"Ew! Gross!" was the response from both wife and daughter. Until I crammed a piece in each of their mouths. The casualties were extreme. There were no survivors.

*gasp*

Spas.. is .. gone??

*whimpers*

 

[ATM]

*gasp*

Bacon.. is .. gone??

*whimpers*

 

[spasmo]

Spasmo? Good? Bad? Indifferent? (not that one can ever be indifferent about bacon)

Honestly it wasn't bad. It was Hickory Smoked bacon which may have also made a difference. I'd like to try different flavors of bacon.

*gasp*

Spas.. is .. gone??

*whimpers*

Don't panic!! I'm still here. If I'm ever an extreme casualty, I'd hope he would pass on the news a little better than that. Although humor is his specialty .. at least he keeps telling me he's funny... And me, with chocolate and bacon may just be the way he'd like to see me go... hehehe

 

[spasmo]

*gasp*

Bacon.. is .. gone??

*whimpers*

OH.... I see what's important to you too!! I so love Pami. At least she cares more about me than the bacon!

 

[Scutter01]

Although humor is his specialty .. at least he keeps telling me he's funny...

*shakes fist*

I so love Pami. At least she cares more about me than the bacon!

 

[Pami]

Don't panic!! I'm still here. If I'm ever an extreme casualty, I'd hope he would pass on the news a little better than that.

I so love Pami.

 

[spasmo]

I cleaned the pan before I remembered I wanted to try chocolate covered pringles. I like the salt and the chocolate and thought that it might be a good match. I'll have to try and remember it the next time.

 

[Scutter01]

I cleaned the pan before I remembered I wanted to try chocolate covered pringles. I like the salt and the chocolate and thought that it might be a good match. I'll have to try and remember it the next time.

We'll have to get some chocolate that melts thinner and sets up firmer. The morsels were good, but the Pringles are thin. I think they'd break when you try to chocolatize them.

 

[mrw]

My wife refuses to cook bacon. Says the splatter isn't worth it. I told her if I can't get bacon then I'll have to look out side our relationship for bacon!