Frozen feces frustrates freeeway fleets

[hoosierdoc]

Update: Frozen fecal matter closes I-65 exit ramp

EEEeewwwww... at least it masked the normal scent up by W Lafayette...

Apparently a tanker dumped its load, accidentally spilling about 300 or 400 gallons of raw sewage onto the ramp, Indiana State Police Sgt. Kim Riley said, noting that the waste was 6 to 8 inches deep in places on the ramp.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the pooling excrement froze, causing a toxic poopsicle, as well as a traffic hazard.

 

[Black Cloud]

Well, that stinks.

 

[Kutnupe14]

Now they've dung it!

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[jd4320t]

**** n slide

 

[bmbutch]

This story is full of crap!

 

[Cldedhnds]

Breaking across that would clearly leave skid marks.

 

[Porter]

Oh poop I forgot what I was gonna say.....

 

[Bradsknives]

Interesting that this would happen in Lafayette.....the gun & knife show in Lafayette is held in the swine barn at the fairgrounds. The locals should be use to the smell.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Interesting that this would happen in Lafayette

Ummm, it did not happen in Lafayette.

the gun & knife show in Lafayette is held in the swine barn at the fairgrounds. The locals should be use to the smell.

I shall conduct a poll next show on visitors from White County.

 

[Stschil]

NBD, People should be used to driving on y roads by now.

 

[findingZzero]

[h=1]Frozen feces frustrates freeeway fleets[/h]Freaky find Doc. Thanks.......

 

[Alamo]

Everyone should be happy this happened in February and the sh... shtuff is frozen. Imagine the ambience if this was July.

 

[gunworks321]

Dang! Could have used that on the garden in Spring. Original report on the news said it was manure. Wouldn't want the other stuff.

 

[CathyInBlue]

The fact that it's frozen should be a boon to the clean up effort. Just bring in the road graders and front end loaders and get the shtuff scraped up. If it weren't frozen, it'd be seeping in and running off into the storm drains. Much harder to clean up then.

 

[printcraft]

Imaging getting on the off ramp and hitting a slick patch like that at speed?

Talk about an oh **** moment.

 

[Shiver]

That's pretty sh***y

 

[Ballstater98]

Best line of the article (done intently?): "It is likely the driver won't even realize he lost the load..."
Update: Frozen fecal matter closes I-65 exit ramp

 

[RobbyMaQ]

So, when the fecal matter was first dropped, I can only assume that vehicles immediately behind him got a bunch of poo in their front grills.
The defecation likely made contact with the rotary oscillator.

 

[SMiller]

Maybe it will help fill in some of the pot holes?!