Funniest Description On How A Pistol Is Loaded

[TripleL]

This, as posted by Mike Wise on washingtonpost.com, as told by witnesses, referring to the gun incident involving two Washington Wizards players:

"Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the clip into the chamber and cocked the bar, the witnesses said."

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Well, if you didn't know what a slide is, then "bar" is a fairly apt description, no?

No comment on loading "clips" into "chambers." Hey, at least we used firearms terms.

 

[printcraft]

.............
"Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the clip into the chamber and cocked the bar, the witnesses said."

Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the

into the

and cocked the

, the witnesses said.

Now I'm really confused...................

 

[1946]

All of us gun "geeks" out here are really confused now

 

[Turn Key]

This, as posted by Mike Wise on washingtonpost.com, as told by witnesses, referring to the gun incident involving two Washington Wizards players:

"Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the clip into the chamber and cocked the bar, the witnesses said."

"Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the clip into the chamber and cocked the bar, the witnesses said."

~ (Pick your Wizard)

 

[jsx1043]

Sig line material right there....

 

[HandK]

Crittenton then drew his weapon, loaded the

into the

and cocked the

, the witnesses said.

Now I'm really confused...................

That is rep wrothy!! I will have to hit ya later! rep button broken for now!

 

[JR50]

Washington Wizzers?????

Rep to Printcraft -- THAT was good!

 

[remymartin]

They need to add in more technical terms to make it sound more official like "booger-hook", and "bang switch".

 

[jennybird]

So THAT's how it's done! It's all so clear to me now.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

In DC, no less. Locals are gonna just LOVE these guys...









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[edsinger]

Remember that they had a 'combined' IQ of 73....