Got a gun for my ex-wife

[MrSmitty]

Good Trade!!!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

 

[OkieGirl]

Wow...it's really a good thing there aren't many women left on this forum or someone might be around to get offended. Realistically, who needs a wife when they are their own favorite child.

[hum, can't seem to find my purple button tonight]

 

[bradmedic04]

I thought this was gonna be a confession thread...

 

[OkieGirl]

I thought this was gonna be a confession thread...

LOL, no silly. You wandered out of the Break Room.

 

[other dave]

Good Trade!!!

I miss my ex-wife but my aim is improving!

 

[cook4army]

You going to send the bullets to her first?

 

[printcraft]

What caliber for ex-wife?

 

[1911ly]

What caliber for ex-wife?

Maybe 44dd, ah I meant mag.

 

[MrSmitty]

I'm sorry, that was an old joke, and I thought it was kinda, semi humourous.....But I am happily married now (15 years), and I did, in fact,
buy a pink P3at for my lovely wife's birthday this year, AND she just applied for her concealed license...so if I offended anyone, I am sorry.

 

[churchmouse]

No offense here sir. Just smiled and remembered.

 

[Birds Away]

I got exactly what she was worth.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Reminds me of this scene of my favorite TV series:

[video=youtube_share;l8OjoUA0b7g]http://youtu.be/l8OjoUA0b7g[/video]

 

[Indy60]

Never had an ex, married for 37 years? I would never trust my wife behind my back with a sharp object or a gun, if I pissed her off. And, if we split? Forget about it, no gun, no sharp objects and certainly no forwarding address! You have balls my friend.

 

[singlesix]

Top 10 Reasons a Gun is Better than a Woman | Steven B. Harper

Old one but still worth a few laughs.

 

[lazarus0213]

I had asked my ex if she remebered when she said "I would die for you". When she replied "yes" I told her "I think its time you held up your end of the deal!"

 

[Jeepcrazed]

I'm all for a good joke, but posted in the Women and firearms forum......? Might not be the best way to encourage women to be involved.

Mods. Would it be possible to move this to the Break Room?