I can't believe Ron Swanson hasn't made an appearance here yet.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me.
I've sported a stash for many years.
I'm not a leo, or a homo. I guess porno is the only other option.
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Everytime I see a stache I think Cop, Homo (See Village People)(Freddy Mercury) or 70's porn star.
stash (since '75) and goatee (since '94); and full beard at time or 2