My buddy's dad loved cats so much that he had a army of para troopers of the silo believe it or not 75 feet up they still land on there feet
...Wags, a Minx, who is not only a mouser, mole eliminator extraordinarie, frog catcher, but catches and kills a fair number of gray squirrels.
Shoulda tied a piece of buttered toast to its back before dropping it. The resulting perpetual spin would be a free source of infinite energy.
I hate dogs.