Hogsett was finally asked where he was

[BehindBlueI's]

Have you ever actually met BigRed?

I've met *a* Big Red. She was dating a private who lived on the 3rd floor of our barracks when I lived on the 2nd floor. Big Red was a lighter skinned black woman who was so wide she had to walk up the stairs sideways in order to fit. I am not exaggerating here, she *literally* had to stand sideways or her thighs would smoosh into the hand rails on both sides.

The private, on the other hand, was very thin. One of my buddies made the comment it must be like a string bean laid across a bowling ball. We were all somewhat amazed at the load capacity our GI bunks apparently were capable of.

I strongly doubt it's the same Big Red, though.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I've met *a* Big Red. She was dating a private who lived on the 3rd floor of our barracks when I lived on the 2nd floor. Big Red was a lighter skinned black woman who was so wide she had to walk up the stairs sideways in order to fit. I am not exaggerating here, she *literally* had to stand sideways or her thighs would smoosh into the hand rails on both sides.

The private, on the other hand, was very thin. One of my buddies made the comment it must be like a string bean laid across a bowling ball. We were all somewhat amazed at the load capacity our GI bunks apparently were capable of.

I strongly doubt it's the same Big Red, though.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean.

 

[actaeon277]

I've met *a* Big Red. She was dating a private who lived on the 3rd floor of our barracks when I lived on the 2nd floor. Big Red was a lighter skinned black woman who was so wide she had to walk up the stairs sideways in order to fit. I am not exaggerating here, she *literally* had to stand sideways or her thighs would smoosh into the hand rails on both sides.

The private, on the other hand, was very thin. One of my buddies made the comment it must be like a string bean laid across a bowling ball. We were all somewhat amazed at the load capacity our GI bunks apparently were capable of.

I strongly doubt it's the same Big Red, though.

A cook on my sub was skinny, with a "large" wife.
When she visited him on the sub, she actually 'sealed' the hatch as she climbed down the ladder.
Pressure hull hatches are 29 inches in diameter.
When she finally forced herself through, the air pressure change caused ear drums to pop. (The hatch is part of the ventilation path when on the surface.

 

[Leadeye]

I've worked with a woman people called big red, nice looking with red hair, but nearly 6 feet tall. While I never got involved I was told she could really show a fellow a good time.

 

[NHT3]

So much for getting the tread back on track but BigRed is much more interesting than Hogsnot anyway.

 

[Glock6a]

LOL, that gif reminds me of this old one

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[TheGrumpyGuy]

How do you know that wasnt BigRed asking the question?

He DOES have a lot of spare time right now. Just sayin.

And if he's anything like the rest of us, he's got at least 5 or 6 shill accounts to fall back on

 

[Magyars]

How do you know that wasnt BigRed asking the question?

He DOES have a lot of spare time right now. Just sayin.

Did he get himself locked out again?

 

[Magyars]

Have you ever actually met BigRed?

We met once, he's a jolly fellow.

 

[jsx1043]

Any person who starts a reply, retort, answer or otherwise curated response with the words “Look” or Listen” means they are imposing authority over the subject at hand without being able to reply with facts and logic.

And “hook, line and sinker” is woefully incorrect as an idiom in that sentence.

What a complete buffoon.

 

[bobzilla]

Any person who starts a reply, retort, answer or otherwise curated response with the words “Look” or Listen” means they are imposing authority over the subject at hand without being able to reply with facts and logic.

And “hook, line and sinker” is woefully incorrect as an idiom in that sentence.

What a complete buffoon.

Maybe he's back on the drugs again.

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Any person who starts a reply, retort, answer or otherwise curated response with the words “Look” or Listen” means they are imposing authority over the subject at hand without being able to reply with facts and logic.

And “hook, line and sinker” is woefully incorrect as an idiom in that sentence.

What a complete buffoon.

Not if his intention was expecting everyone to fall for his line of crap

 

[HoosierLife]

https://x.com/fox59/status/1703127399313936867?s=46&t=VVXxwI3Z4Sr-sHaMG7SnyA

 

[DoggyDaddy]

https://x.com/fox59/status/1703127399313936867?s=46&t=VVXxwI3Z4Sr-sHaMG7SnyA

 

[ditcherman]

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Worked fine for me, Hogsetts wife files for divorce.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Worked fine for me, Hogsetts wife files for divorce.

Weird. Normally the x.com just redirects to twitter.com for me (and that's what it's doing) but I can't get it to work. Glad his wife came to her senses!

 

[BigRed]

Indianapolis has become a great place.

In Indianapolis, you can:

• Establish and maintain high levels of crime
• “Disappear” while burning, looting, murdering jack***** go on a weekend binge unchecked
• Do absolutely nothing while the 100+ year old Soldiers’ and Sailors’ Monument in the heart of downtown is trashed with graffiti
• Promote the take over of the downtown by mentally ill drug addicted “homeless” ********
• Let these ******** run business out from the core of the downtown
• Let the streets become riddled with potholes regularly every ******* winter
• Be a drug addict

and still get elected mayor for three terms!

 

[BigRed]

Worked fine for me, Hogsetts wife files for divorce.

She is far from the only one that has had enough of that *******

 

[bgcatty]

Too bad the morons who voted for Hogsett in the last election didn’t come to the same conclusion that his wife did, namely that he is an a$$hat.