- Rent the vehicle with the worst gas mileage available.
- Drive to a mall parking lot.
- Park with engine running.
- Exit vehicle.
- Place brick on gas pedal.
- Lock vehicle.
- Leave.
That beard is a little much for a lawyer. Based on his contempt charge, he obviously doesn't make very good decisions.
In an effort to double my footprint, I like to duplicate the amount of bits and bytes and electrons consumed on this day.
Stalker.
You left out:
(1) Ensure you're out of the range of security cameras
(2). Report the car stolen
I added a bonus this year. I clear-cut just the young, vibrant growth from a few dozen acres. I left the old, sickly trees to continue not consuming much CO2 or releasing much O2.
Then I ridiculed some endangered species to their little faces. And I punched a whale in the gut. I'm racist.
Then I sprayed the contents of a case of 1970s Aqua-Net I had stashed for this occasion.
Wow! Now THAT is commitment, right there!My neighbors burned their house down, sure trumped my earth day festival.
That was a good year for aqua net. Assuming you also lit the stream on fire, what did you torch?
Didn't one of them wind up getting killed by her boyfriend (the founder of ED) and turned into compost?
Didn't one of them wind up getting killed by her boyfriend (the founder of ED) and turned into compost?
I did not celebrate earth day.
I use both ends of the Q-tip and smash my water bottles to 66% less size. Winning
Jesus created the earth? I don't seem to recall that particular bible story. That must have come as quite a surprise to the hundreds of generations of people who lived and died before him.
Jesus created the earth? I don't seem to recall that particular bible story. That must have come as quite a surprise to the hundreds of generations of people who lived and died before him.