How Dry Is It Where You Are ??

[Dave Doehrman]

A buddy out of Lafayette said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.


A man in Bedford said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.



In Greenfield, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Terre Haute, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry in Indiana that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.


Now THAT's DRY!

 

[gunman41mag]

It's been pouring down rain everyday for the last two weeks.

 

[IndySSD]

and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.


Now THAT's DRY!

Now THAT'S funny!!

 

[gunman41mag]

Why I'm I getting these heavy downpour, must be the HURRICANE that coming

 

[AllenM]

The Lizards are carrying sticks here to stand on

 

[Fletch]

Oklahoma's in the middle of a drought that may or may not be record-setting. I haven't paid all that much attention to my buddies at the state climatologist's office.

ETA: I just asked, and we're a couple of weeks away from a record.

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

It’s so dry, the the dogs are marking their territory with chalk lines.

It’s so dry they’ve had to close two lanes at the swimming pool.


It’s so dry the government has announced a water pistol buy back scheme.

 

[Griffeycom]

I've been in Texas since March, its rained 3 times. Less than 30 minutes each time.

 

[Bunnykid68]

It's so dry here the wet wipes dried up.

 

[IFD365]

So dry here the devil went back to hell , said he had a better chance of getting rain there

 

[RoyalTenenbaum]

So dry, I never have to change wet diapers.

 

[JetGirl]

Dry for sure

INDIANA RAIN GAUGE​

 

[JetGirl]

And hot, too!
I heard the Clintons were visiting the state, and Bill has actually been snuggling next to Hillary just to cool off...

 

[Kitty]

I wish Whiting would dry off - my tomatoes are doing the backstroke!

 

[Bunnykid68]

It is so dry when my dog pees just a puff of dust comes out

 

[RoyalTenenbaum]

Went to check on my yacht yesterday. Picture attached.

 

[Naptown]

Not sure if it has to do with the rain, but the stock market plunged in our area today.

 

[eldirector]

Not sure if it has to do with the rain, but the stock market plunged in our area today.

I was all excited that the tempurature was going down, and then learned I was watching the market.

 

[Scutter01]

There's something wrong when the skies are dry and yet we still have 60% humidity. I blame chemtrails.

 

[GBuck]

It's so dry, I went to spit and out came a sweater.