How the fight started...

[Bosshoss]

He's Right....Whenever I say that to her my wife says, "You are a good boy..."

Hey Rick be a good boy and clean out your inbox.

 

[churchmouse]

I left the toilet seat up.......6 months ago.

 

[Gluemanz28]

My dad told me that when my mom got mad at him she would get historical.

I said don't you mean hysterical.

He said "Nope, when you mom gets mad she goes all the way back twenty years ago to something I did"

 

[DRob]

And, when she says "correct me if I'm wrong", don't do it. It's a trap!

 

[churchmouse]

And, when she says "correct me if I'm wrong", don't do it. It's a trap!

 

[hopper68]

In bed with the whispered words, "your sister is better"! Couldn't hang on for 8 seconds!

Actually worked with a younger guy and explained rodeo sex to him. He asked what if she does not have a sister and I replied any of age female relative or friend would work. Do not know who he used but SHE was not amused.

 

[patience0830]

My dad told me that when my mom got mad at him she would get historical.

I said don't you mean hysterical.

He said "Nope, when you mom gets mad she goes all the way back twenty years ago to something I did"

I almost married one like that. Came to my senses and joined the army to get away.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I left the toilet seat up.......6 months ago.

I always say, anyone who doesnt look BEFORE they sit, DESERVES to get their butt wet! (That one hasnt gotten me a black eye yet...)

 

[OkieGirl]

Also, if a woman is always right, and a man is always wrong, and a man tells a woman she is right, is he right or wrong?

Yes.


Heard this from a toll booth operator when driving though Tulsa..."Did you hear about the blond who broke her arm raking leaves?" "Poor thing fell out of the tree".

 

[Gluemanz28]

Yes.


Heard this from a toll booth operator when driving though Tulsa..."Did you hear about the blond who broke her arm raking leaves?" "Poor thing fell out of the tree".

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken????

Drumsticks for everyone.

Ok that sounded funnier when my Grandson told it to me.

 

[Cameramonkey]

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken????

Drumsticks for everyone.

Ok that sounded funnier when my Grandson told it to me.

Hijack:

A traveling salesman was driving down a country road at a high rate of speed. He looks to his left and sees a three legged chicken pacing him. He is amazed. Suddenly the chicken darts down a farmhouse driveway.

The salesman slams on the breaks and backs up. He pulls into the drive just in time to see the chicken run behind the farmhouse.

He gets out and the farmer comes out to meet him.

Salesman: Good afternoon sir. I just saw a 3 legged chicken run up your drive and behind the house. Is it yours?
Farmer:Yup!
S: Really? How did you get a 3 legged chicken?
F: Well, I like chicken legs. Maw likes chicken legs. And my boy he likes chicken legs too. So I bred them to have 3 legs.
S: Thats amazing! How does it taste?
F: Dont know. Cant catch him.