I know, I know.......I am so immature.....

[Dead Duck]

It never gets old.

 

[mom45]

We are all very mature...I keep telling myself that every day.

 

[Dead Duck]

Does that actually help?

 

[mom45]

Does that actually help?

So far....no.

 

[Brandon]

Oh - I want that.....

http://www.prankowl.com/?r=43761

Click on the operator prank tab... Fill in the numbers and have at it.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Do you have Prince Albert in the can?

Shouldn't that be 'Prince Albert in a can'? Unless, of course, Prince Albert is on the can, or maybe you were in the process of flushing him, hence he would be in the can.

 

[Caleb]

Somebody did this to me last night...apparently some Indian guy was telling me to shut up and that he was going to call the cops on me for kicking his dog....

...I told him to go ahead.

 

[cbhausen]

I used to call bowling allies when I was a kid and ask them if they had 16 pound balls... If they were naive enough to say "yes" I'd follow up with "does your back hurt?" Yep, never gets old.

Remember Porky's? Someone called the diner and asked for Mike Hunt with uproariously funny results and one very embarrassed waitress.

 

[Dead Duck]

"Hello? Is this Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

 

[Shadow]

ThreadJack - Not related to this topic - at all.

Can I get everybody's phone numbers so we can keep in touch better? Ya, Thanks!

876-5309

 

[Dead Duck]

876-5309

 

[Caleb]

ThreadJack - Not related to this topic - at all.

Can I get everybody's phone numbers so we can keep in touch better? Ya, Thanks!

911-237-4619

 

[mom45]

"Hello? Is this Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

How big are your breasts?


(sorry I was late)

 

[Dead Duck]

That's an oldy!
Works best when a guy answers..............So I hear.

 

[mom45]

That's an oldy!
Works best when a guy answers..............So I hear.

Nobody seemed to be helping you on that one so I just went for it.

 

[Bfish]

I just did this to a few people... Made my evening much better!

 

[Mgderf]

Simple things amuse simple minds...

 

[Dead Duck]

Yes they do..................wait...