I Lost a Knife Fight to Myself: a Tale of Epic Dumba**ery

[OneBadV8]

Obviously you've just met rhino.

Actually no... I've known him for a while

 

[pudly]

Pssst... You're doing it wrong

Isn't that what this entire thread is about?

 

[OneBadV8]

Isn't that what this entire thread is about?

as a matter of fact it is

 

[SMiller]

I am clearly retarded.

You had me at retarded...

 

[rhino]

Isn't that what this entire thread is about?

That Right There is the winner!

 

[Barry in IN]

Hey Joey Laceration, I just thought of something- Did you give your leg a hard look just before?

 

[rhino]

Hey Joey Laceration, I just thought of something- Did you give your leg a hard look just before?

No, but I think my leg gave me a Hard Look afterward.

 

[OneBadV8]

Does your leg twitch now every time you pull a knife?

 

[lovemachine]

I may not like driving in the snow, BUT, I have never stabbed myself.

 

[lovemachine]

I may be a Ginger, BUT, I have never stabbed myself.

 

[chezuki]

I may not like driving in the snow, BUT, I have never stabbed myself.

Don't you drive a Jeep?

I may be a Ginger, BUT, I have never stabbed myself.

I'd rather stab myself every day than be a ginger...

 

[Barry in IN]

Nine days.

Tick...tick...tick...

 

[iChokePeople]

Don't you drive a Jeep?



I'd rather stab myself every day than be a ginger...

The knife can only kill the body.

 

[rhino]

Nine days since the last negligent cutting/stabbing at 23:05 last night!

 

[Barry in IN]

Like I said: Tick...tick...tick...

 

[rhino]

10 days!

I refuse to acknowledge any incidents which may or may not have occurred involving a knife modified to open like an Emerson and a hole in a shirt.

 

[Clay]

my 2015 is complete for rhino has again cut him self, AND ended up in the ER all at the same time.

 

[rhino]

my 2015 is complete for rhino has again cut him self, AND ended up in the ER all at the same time.

That news so SO April 10th!

 

[mom45]

That news so SO April 10th!

 

[rhino]

MadBomber inspected me for damage this morning when I entered the building. I was intact then and so far no wounds since!