If you (fill in the blank), you might be a democrat

[Gunmetalgray]

Fun thread along the lines of might be a redneck...fill in the blank...
i.e.
If you continue to try and tell other people what to do 'for their own good', you might be a democrat...

 

[WebSnyper]

If you think it's the government's money... You might be a Democrat

 

[phylodog]

If you want to make yourself feel better by forcing everyone pay for your ********, liberal, bleeding heart ******** programs and entitlements, you might be a democrat.

 

[indyblue]

If you think the government is here to help… Well…
...
I got nothin’!

 

[jake blue]

If you think Kyle Rittenhouse is a cold-blooded murderer but Hillary Clinton is not, you're definitely a Democrat and probably scared to death because you've got dirt on the Clintons but are too afraid to reveal it.

 

[2tonic]

If you think life, or for that matter, the world, is supposed to be "fair".....

 

[2tonic]

If you think there's a nation that wasn't formed by bloody conquest...

 

[jake blue]

(Borrowed from various internet sources, searched 'You might be a liberal')

If you think every man accused of sexual assault is guilty until proven innocent except Bill Clinton...

If you claim to constantly hear Republican “dog whistles” that 99% of the population misses; yet you deny you’re racist for insisting that black Americans aren’t competent enough to get an ID to vote...

If you simultaneously believe the police are violent trigger-happy racists who shoot people for no good reason and that we should disarm the populace so that only the government has guns...

If you believe you’re a caring and compassionate person because you advocate giving other people’s money away to people you hope will vote for candidates you like...

If you believe that anyone who dislikes Barack Obama must hate him because he’s a minority, but your hatred of Clarence Thomas and Candace Owens is perfectly justifiable...

If you think its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote...

If you support redistribution of wealth, as long as it’s not your wealth...

If you oppose the death penalty for the most heinous of convicted criminals, while supporting the death penalty for the most innocent – babies before birth...

If you oppose censorship unless it’s directed at anything “conservative.”...

If you think it’s OK to require drug tests to keep a job but racist to require drug tests for welfare recipients...

If you want the government out of your vagina but demand taxpayers foot the bill for things you put in there…

If you believe a woman has the right to decide what’s best for her body but insist government force vaccinations on everyone else to protect your health...

If you think White Privilege is a real thing…

If you believe gun control reduces gun crime...

If you speak out on the "evils of corporate America" but spend a great deal of your time at Starbucks tweeting and liking and 'gramming on your thousand dollar iPhone when you receive notification that your daily Amazon order has just landed on your doorstep...

You just might be a democrat.

(I'm not usually up at this hour but illness is impeding sleep.)

 

[jamil]

(Borrowed from various internet sources, searched 'You might be a liberal')

If you think every man accused of sexual assault is guilty until proven innocent except Bill Clinton...

If you claim to constantly hear Republican “dog whistles” that 99% of the population misses; yet you deny you’re racist for insisting that black Americans aren’t competent enough to get an ID to vote...

If you simultaneously believe the police are violent trigger-happy racists who shoot people for no good reason and that we should disarm the populace so that only the government has guns...

If you believe you’re a caring and compassionate person because you advocate giving other people’s money away to people you hope will vote for candidates you like...

If you believe that anyone who dislikes Barack Obama must hate him because he’s a minority, but your hatred of Clarence Thomas and Candace Owens is perfectly justifiable...

If you think its ok to ask for an ID to buy beer and cigarettes, but racist to require an ID to vote...

If you support redistribution of wealth, as long as it’s not your wealth...

If you oppose the death penalty for the most heinous of convicted criminals, while supporting the death penalty for the most innocent – babies before birth...

If you oppose censorship unless it’s directed at anything “conservative.”...

If you think it’s OK to require drug tests to keep a job but racist to require drug tests for welfare recipients...

If you want the government out of your vagina but demand taxpayers foot the bill for things you put in there…

If you believe a woman has the right to decide what’s best for her body but insist government force vaccinations on everyone else to protect your health...

If you think White Privilege is a real thing…

If you believe gun control reduces gun crime...

If you speak out on the "evils of corporate America" but spend a great deal of your time at Starbucks tweeting and liking and 'gramming on your thousand dollar iPhone when you receive notification that your daily Amazon order has just landed on your doorstep...

You just might be a democrat.

(I'm not usually up at this hour but illness is impeding sleep.)

Wait. Now Kut isn’t here to defend himself. You shouldn’t go dogging on him like that.

 

[jamil]

If you put your pronouns in your bio you’re most likely a Democrat.

 

[KG1]

If you're pissed about this thread.....

 

[jerrob]

............if NOTHING is your fault.
.............if you're entitled to something not earned.
..............if red baseball hats "trigger" you.
...............if you tell mom/dad what you want for dinner by yelling from THEIR basement.

 

[Slapstick]

If you still vote Blue after you death you might by a Democrat.

 

[Gunmetalgray]

If you still vote Blue after you death you might by a Democrat.

If you've voted more than once in the same election...

 

[rob63]

If you used to campaign to save the family farms from corporate agri-business, but now you support selling the family farm to corporate solar-business...

 

[BigRed]

If you think there are more than two sexes...

 

[deo62]

If you “identify “….

 

[ancjr]

If you think that you can skip over the election and still claim "we the people"

 

[MCgrease08]

If you wear a mask outside, or in your car alone ...

If you have hair that's purple, blue, green, red or really any color other than your natural color ...

If you brag about having an abortion ...

If you claim schools aren't teaching CRT ...

If you still excuse Biden's failures by blaming Trump ...

 

[Mikey1911]

Wait. Now Kut isn’t here to defend himself. You shouldn’t go dogging on him like that.

Praise God, from whom all blessings flow . . .