I'll start it, You finish it.

[UNCLE HARLEY]

It's so cold out that ..............

 

[SSGSAD]

The brass monkeys b***s will freeze !!!!!

 

[Jomibe]

It's so cold out that ..............

Water will freeze.

 

[pudly]

...my false teeth are chattering, and they are still in the glass.

...the politicians have their hands in their own pockets!

...my car won't start running and my nose won't stop!

...we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.

...we had to cut the piano up for fire wood. We only got two chords.

...middle-aged women are thankful for hot flashes.

 

[findingZzero]

Even Jake Gyllanhal didn't make it.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

i stayed inside.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I asked the thermometer what the temperature was. It said there wasn't one.

 

[KittySlayer]

...that I am starting to doubt all this science about Global Warming.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

. . That lawyers have their hands in their own pockets!

 

[bankerken]

As cold as a mother-in-laws kiss.

 

[terrehautian]

Hell has frozen over.

 

[Redtbird]

It's so cold out that when I walked out the door with a cup of coffee in my hand, the coffee froze, but the cup was still warm.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Every urban youth I saw today had his pants pulled up.

 

[bkflyer]

Cold as a flight nurses heart!