INGO Breakfast. Aug. 23, 2008

[rhino]

Yeah, twelve is probably beyond my capabilities. Maybe when I was in my late teens I could have done, but no way now.

I'll see just how many I can do, though.

 

[Caleb]

Good god, my stomach hurts just thinking about it.

*runs for the toilet*

 

[NWI40cal]

Yep, theres no way anyone but a 5'8'' 95 lb. Japanese hot dog inhalin' woman could eat pancakes like that.

 

[rhino]

True words, those are.

I should marry a woman like that. If I could convince her I was a retired sumo wrestler, she'd be all over me.

 

[Fenway]

You want to get some pics taken in a sumo outfit so it will be more believable. We could have Pami take the shots!

 

[RogerB]

True words, those are.

I should marry a woman like that. If I could convince her I was a retired sumo wrestler, she'd be all over me.

you are correct Rhino-San!

 

[spasmo]

It seems that people can eat more at lunch than they can breakfast. Maybe try to go at lunchtime without eating breakfast first?? But still trying to pound down 12 of them would be a chore.

 

[Fenway]

No one here can eat 12 of them. Trust me, it is not possible!

 

[rhino]

Well, here's the thing. I was at a meeting of the guys in our little training group (ACT) yesterday. I said something wasn't possible, then I proved to myself later in the evening that I was wrong. Of course, I was heckled and ridiculed mercilessly by professionals for a couple of hours too.

I'm going to omit the word "impossible" from my vocabulary. I may still think it, but saying it aloud almost always gets me in trouble, and then I'm eatin' crow. Which does not taste as good as pancakes.

You never know until . . . you know.

The key would be not drink anything before, during, or after. Any moisture would be rapidly absorbed by the cakes and then you'd be in huge trouble. Just like the buns on the Big Ugly, but in spades! If I like the taste of them, I'd be willing to try for six. No way I'm trying twelve without "training," and the training would kill me.

What we really need to do is test this phony sumo hypothesis. The first problem will be gaining access to a significant number of elligible and equally gullible Japanese girls. The second problem will be getting me out of my clothes and into a proper mawashi. Then, we have to find someone who can survive taking the photos. We could skip the trumped-up evidence and rely on my ability to "sell it," which is probably not a handicap in this situation.

Someone round-up the girls and we'll see if I can get my sumo swerve on.

Impossible? Maybe. Unlikely? Sure. Not going to happen? Probably. Worth the entertainment value? YOU BETCHA!

 

[Scutter01]

a significant number of eligible and equally gullible Japanese girls.

Regardless of the experiment being conducted, this is always a good idea.


I'm Scutter01, and I approve of this message.

 

[rhino]

Yeah, you can never have too many elligible and equally gullible Japanese girls. I don't think there are that many around.

 

[Pami]

You want to get some pics taken in a sumo outfit so it will be more believable. We could have Pami take the shots!

What we really need to do is test this phony sumo hypothesis. The first problem will be gaining access to a significant number of elligible and equally gullible Japanese girls. The second problem will be getting me out of my clothes and into a proper mawashi. Then, we have to find someone who can survive taking the photos. We could skip the trumped-up evidence and rely on my ability to "sell it," which is probably not a handicap in this situation.

Someone round-up the girls and we'll see if I can get my sumo swerve on.

Impossible? Maybe. Unlikely? Sure. Not going to happen? Probably. Worth the entertainment value? YOU BETCHA!

Oddly enough.. even though I was nominated without warning... I'm game. But only if I can take photos of the previously mentioned and requisite hot, eligible, and gullible girls, too.

 

[Fenway]

But only if I can take photos of the previously mentioned and requisite hot, eligible, and gullible girls, too.

 

[Pami]

girls are prettier to photograph. what can i say?

 

[Scutter01]

girls are prettier to photograph. what can i say?

QFT

 

[NWI40cal]

The first problem will be gaining access to a significant number of elligible and equally gullible Japanese girls.

Someone round-up the girls and we'll see if I can get my sumo swerve on.

ROAD TRIP TO JAPAN!! hahahah

 

[SilentWarrior1]

Hope you have some under water cars then... and that's gonna be one LONG drive.

 

[rhino]

Oddly enough.. even though I was nominated without warning... I'm game. But only if I can take photos of the previously mentioned and requisite hot, eligible, and gullible girls, too.