Good god, my stomach hurts just thinking about it.
True words, those are.
I should marry a woman like that. If I could convince her I was a retired sumo wrestler, she'd be all over me.
a significant number of eligible and equally gullible Japanese girls.
You want to get some pics taken in a sumo outfit so it will be more believable. We could have Pami take the shots!
What we really need to do is test this phony sumo hypothesis. The first problem will be gaining access to a significant number of elligible and equally gullible Japanese girls. The second problem will be getting me out of my clothes and into a proper mawashi. Then, we have to find someone who can survive taking the photos. We could skip the trumped-up evidence and rely on my ability to "sell it," which is probably not a handicap in this situation.
Someone round-up the girls and we'll see if I can get my sumo swerve on.
Impossible? Maybe. Unlikely? Sure. Not going to happen? Probably. Worth the entertainment value? YOU BETCHA!
But only if I can take photos of the previously mentioned and requisite hot, eligible, and gullible girls, too.
girls are prettier to photograph. what can i say?
The first problem will be gaining access to a significant number of elligible and equally gullible Japanese girls.
Someone round-up the girls and we'll see if I can get my sumo swerve on.
Oddly enough.. even though I was nominated without warning... I'm game. But only if I can take photos of the previously mentioned and requisite hot, eligible, and gullible girls, too.