INGO Poetry

[infidel]

im surprised the filter didnt * out masturbate.

It's poetry! Quit being so shallow....

 

[Fletch]

I'm more of a prose guy, as my blog of the last 7 years will show. I am working on some poetry, but who knows when it'll be ready.

 

[ThePope]

( done in the voice of Jack Nicholson )


Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch

A-sailin' through the sky

and if one lands upon your lap,

you can kiss yer arse good-bye


"Those holy nades are bullsht, man"

"The Pope, he thinks they tickle

"I heard him tell a feller once:

'here, bite on THIS Pope-sickle' "


Oh, I wish I had an iron gut

So harmlessly they'ld pass

I'ld carpet-bomb old Carentan

By shootin' them out my arse



Some day the birds that fly on high

will never have to duck

for nades from Holy Antioch

no longer fly amok.


( taken from a Ulysus sized poem I wrote for a gaming forum when playing Medal of Honor, on-line ..)


I am Out......

 

[E5RANGER375]

oh say can you see by the dawns early light, all the freedoms you had seem to be gone overnight. you said you would fight, against the government plight. to rid you of rights that were'nt gained overnight. so you claim to be brave, and say this country you'll save, before you become, just a government slave.
before you retreat or call it a night. please think of the blood thats been spilled in this fight. so this battle is raging but do you see it? Its your time to stand up or just F'ing beat it!


sorry, i dont know how to arange a poem, but here are afew thoughts i just now put down. enjoy or hate, just please participate

 

[printcraft]

Here is one of mine from the groove-yard. July 09
During the time the dreaded 50 post rule came into effect.



Argh! Missing all the 50 posts threads!
I log on again of an evening and what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a complaint about 50 posts for classifieds on here.

Threads are all locked by the mods with great care, my sage wisdom
I cannot impart there.

Frustration is mounting on the posters, they don't get it,
they shouldn't fit and whine or at least not list it.

Some noobs are smarter some noobs have figured it out
I say thank you to them for helping us out.

It's getting late and I'm ready for bed, I'm sure I'll have visions
of brass rainbows and AK's dancing in my head.

I just wanted to say to all of you tonight,
No more whining about 50 posts,
you all know what's right.