Welcome one and all!
With the outstanding successful roll-out of the Affordable Care Act, the powers that be have decided to overhaul the transportation and automotive industry. Now I know what you are thinking. Why would the government need to be involved with cars and other transportation? Well, the answer is pretty simple. Some people do not have cars. Some people have inadequate cars. In order for these people to have vehicles, everyone will chip in just a bit more.
If you like the car you have, you can keep it. Period.*
If you like the mechanical services you have, you can keep it. Period*
If you like the dealership you have, you can keep it. Period.*
Any vehicle on the road prior to this bill being signed is grandfathered in.*
Anyone below a certain income level will automatically be enrolled and be given a bus pass. Bus routes to this point are inadequate, thus they will have to be modified for greater coverage. Somebody living out in a rural area should have equal bus coverage and those who live in the city.
We will create a website that will become a portal for all transportation. You will purchase your gas here, get a mechanic assigned to you, and even receive a list of dealerships to buy new vehicles from. All new cars will receive black boxes that monitor how many miles are traveled, this way people can pay for the roads they use, and for the emissions from their car affecting global climate change.
*Grandfather clause: Making any significant changes to a vehicle will result in loss of coverage and will necessitate enrollment in the program. Those changes include:
To find out more specifics, we have to pass the bill to find out what is in it.
If you are against this bill, you are racist and deserve to die in front of a firing squad. Don't you want people to be able to drive and go to the welfare office or local unemployment office?
With the outstanding successful roll-out of the Affordable Care Act, the powers that be have decided to overhaul the transportation and automotive industry. Now I know what you are thinking. Why would the government need to be involved with cars and other transportation? Well, the answer is pretty simple. Some people do not have cars. Some people have inadequate cars. In order for these people to have vehicles, everyone will chip in just a bit more.
If you like the car you have, you can keep it. Period.*
If you like the mechanical services you have, you can keep it. Period*
If you like the dealership you have, you can keep it. Period.*
Any vehicle on the road prior to this bill being signed is grandfathered in.*
Anyone below a certain income level will automatically be enrolled and be given a bus pass. Bus routes to this point are inadequate, thus they will have to be modified for greater coverage. Somebody living out in a rural area should have equal bus coverage and those who live in the city.
We will create a website that will become a portal for all transportation. You will purchase your gas here, get a mechanic assigned to you, and even receive a list of dealerships to buy new vehicles from. All new cars will receive black boxes that monitor how many miles are traveled, this way people can pay for the roads they use, and for the emissions from their car affecting global climate change.
*Grandfather clause: Making any significant changes to a vehicle will result in loss of coverage and will necessitate enrollment in the program. Those changes include:
- Filling Gas tank
- changing tires
- changing oil filter
- any cosmetic repairs
- buying a new vehicle
To find out more specifics, we have to pass the bill to find out what is in it.
If you are against this bill, you are racist and deserve to die in front of a firing squad. Don't you want people to be able to drive and go to the welfare office or local unemployment office?
