It was a complete failure - I'm sorry said the Doctor.

[longbow]

In another state a young man was run over by a vehicle and dragged. He lost all his man hood in the accident. Attempts have been ongoing to regrow a replacement at great expense and get ready for cosmetic surgery to make him whole again.

They took the bandages off and to say the least it was a failure.

The claim reserves went up significantly since the procedure failed.

 

[SMiller]

?

 

[Stang51d]

I think I heard this somewhere before. Or the first part of it anyway.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Yeah. I don't get the point of some of LB's recent threads either. I think the point of this one's been ground down.

 

[Woobie]

I'm trying to imagine the immense pain of having my junk ground off by asphalt while being pinned under a moving vehicle. My agitation just can't get there.

 

[Woobie]

Yeah. I don't get the point of some of LB's recent threads either. I think the point of this one's been ground down.

Maybe he's making a run on the classifieds and he still doesn't have enough quality posts.

 

[longbow]

I posted about this a while back and just noticed the update. Second only to the multiple black widow spider bites, this one is awful

 

[Trigger Time]

Daaaaaamn

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Golly, this thread makes me want to hug my junk. Cause ya just never know...

 

[Birds Away]

Golly, this thread makes me want to hug my junk. Cause ya just never know...

Maybe just a firm handshake would suffice?

 

[findingZzero]

It's Fri. Let's just think happy thoughts.....

 

[findingZzero]

It's Fri. Let's just think happy thoughts.....

""Yeah. I don't get the point of some of LB's recent threads either. I think the point of this one's been ground down.""

I get the humor CIB, but it's like a white guy using the "N" word. Walk a mile in my junk first. Hmmm, PM me...

 

[femurphy77]

Maybe just a firm handshake would suffice?

Or a bunch of not so firm ones if you're so inclined!

 

[MandyGal]

Ok - this is the not the right thread for a woman haha. Firm or "not so firm" handshakes. Lovely. Sounds like the guy needs a good medical malpractice lawyer to make up him going through surgery to still have a hot mess down there. Although I don't know how they'd add that in to their practice areas - "birth injuries, prescription drug errors, nursing home negligence, and surgical errors resulting in mangled parts." Poor guy!

 

[MandyGal]

Ok - this is the not the right thread for a woman haha. Firm or "not so firm" handshakes. Lovely. Sounds like the guy needs a good medical malpractice lawyer to make up him going through surgery to still have a hot mess down there. Although I don't know how they'd add that in to their practice areas - "birth injuries, prescription drug errors, nursing home negligence, and surgical errors resulting in mangled parts." Poor guy!

Correction: Guess it should read "resulted in no less mangled parts"

 

[Dead Duck]

Thanks LongBow -

Do you know how hard it is to walk with your legs crossed?

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Know a guy in Bloomington who accidentally shot off one of his 'nads. Did you know everything still works with only one? They had another kid after that.

So if the doctor gave him a reduction in the surgery... would that sort of be...


...like...



Two dollars off ground round!!

 

[printcraft]

You really have to hand it to him after living through that.

 

[Scuba591]

That's a downer...

 

[WebSnyper]

Maybe he could ask Bruce Jenner to be an organ donor...

Too soon?