You'll shoot your eye out
Master
- Jan 21, 2011
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Ah ha! No, not cops. (blue bashers!) I am talking about REAL jackboot wearing punks, Looking like Hitler Youth and hanging out at Yellowwood forest.
We were eating a picnic at the shelter house when three punks announced that they were using the shelter now and we "Really should leave...... NOW!". I told them that the shelter had three rooms and the one we were currently in was big enough for at least twenty people and they should sit on down and have a ball.
At my age most people look like kids, but these kids were only kids! 15 or 16 at the most. One of them sat down across the picnic table from me and reached out to my paper plate, flipping a piece of chicken to the floor! Holy crap! (violate a fat guy's chicken? they Had to know that wouldn't end well)
I met his eyes and gave him the dad voice. I said that something was now going to happen that he wasn't going to like. I further warned him that if they even thought about kicking one of my dogs, then it was going to get even worse. Then I let go of my dog that had been sitting next to me begging. As my husky leaps to defend the chicken (screw me! he was on the table in an instant, between the bucket and the kid), they stopped laughing. When I unhooked the wife's boxer they ran like schoolgirls! They looked like the three stooges, running circles and zig-zagging through the parking lot.
Now what is a kid thinking about displaying this behavior? First the paramilitary get-up and then rooster head blue and red hair....... Looking like mimes or clowns or something and trying to intimidate an old hippie and his old lady is ignorant to say the least. To choose people with fairly large dogs is REALLY ignorant.
I didn't see anyone actually get bit. I didn't need to intervene to keep one of my dogs from getting bit, But I did loose an extra piece of chicken. That's not to mention the several pieces of chicken that I gave the dogs after they dispatched the punks. What the heck is the world coming to?
We were eating a picnic at the shelter house when three punks announced that they were using the shelter now and we "Really should leave...... NOW!". I told them that the shelter had three rooms and the one we were currently in was big enough for at least twenty people and they should sit on down and have a ball.
At my age most people look like kids, but these kids were only kids! 15 or 16 at the most. One of them sat down across the picnic table from me and reached out to my paper plate, flipping a piece of chicken to the floor! Holy crap! (violate a fat guy's chicken? they Had to know that wouldn't end well)
I met his eyes and gave him the dad voice. I said that something was now going to happen that he wasn't going to like. I further warned him that if they even thought about kicking one of my dogs, then it was going to get even worse. Then I let go of my dog that had been sitting next to me begging. As my husky leaps to defend the chicken (screw me! he was on the table in an instant, between the bucket and the kid), they stopped laughing. When I unhooked the wife's boxer they ran like schoolgirls! They looked like the three stooges, running circles and zig-zagging through the parking lot.
Now what is a kid thinking about displaying this behavior? First the paramilitary get-up and then rooster head blue and red hair....... Looking like mimes or clowns or something and trying to intimidate an old hippie and his old lady is ignorant to say the least. To choose people with fairly large dogs is REALLY ignorant.
I didn't see anyone actually get bit. I didn't need to intervene to keep one of my dogs from getting bit, But I did loose an extra piece of chicken. That's not to mention the several pieces of chicken that I gave the dogs after they dispatched the punks. What the heck is the world coming to?
You may well have taught those idiots a lesson that will make them rethink their course and perhaps avoid catching a bullet each down the road.
