Rufus - Super Suburban PAWV - Chapter 1
“Let’s see. How to explain this? Just come right out and say it, I guess. I’m a vehicle, you see. A special kind of vehicle. A PAWV. That’s Post Apocalyptic World Vehicle. There is a little bit of BOV in me. That’s Bug Out Vehicle for those that don’t know.
“But I’m much more than just a vehicle to go from Point A to Point B before a disaster happens. I’ve been designed to be used not only for that, but to make sure my owner can travel well after the disaster, including TEOTWAWKI. (The End Of The World As We Know It). Only not really. Because if it is the end of the world, I won’t be here. TEOCAWKI (The End Of Civilization As We Know It) is a more proper term for when I will be used the most.
“So I have some Expedition Vehicle in me, a tiny bit of rock climber, and even a little Mad Max if you lean your head over and squint in bad light.
“I’m as ready for things as my owner, Will Summit, could afford to make me. And that’s pretty prepared. Will isn’t your typical survivalist, much less prepper. He, to put it kindly, is a bit of a PAW fanatic. He is a prepper, of course. But he goes far beyond what many preppers tend to do.
“Will, you see, doesn’t just intend to survive a PAW event, he intends to survive and help rebuild civilization. And you can’t do that staying at a well stocked retreat slash farm slash ranch slash home. That is surviving, of course, and Will thinks the world needs a lot of those kinds of preppers. But he also wants more. He wants people to be able to interact and bring back the best of our past civilizations combined into one that will do better, and last longer, than the last few.
“To do that, he feels he will need mobility, in addition to all his other preps that are set up to help in that quest, while still maintaining his ability to survive to keep doing it. I’m part of that. Me and my equipment and supplies I keep safe and carry for him.
“I am prepared to travel over bad roads, trails, and even where there are no trails, carrying everything that Will needs to have at hand to further his quest. I reside here, in Will’s secondary garage on his estate, ready to do what I’ve been designed to do.
“Let me tell a little about the details of what makes me what I am. Non-gear-heads feel free to skip this part and get to the good stuff. I’m rather proud of what I’ve accomplished, and some people (the gear-heads), like the details, don’tcha know.
“I started out life in a wrecking yard, in three major pieces. First piece and my foundation, is the remains of a late model one-ton Chevrolet heavy duty dual cab 167” wheelbase pickup truck. I don’t know the details before I came all together. I assume that it had been wrecked.
“Just like another major part of me. My body comes from two Chevrolet Suburban rigs, found in the same wrecking yard. The front of me was a brand new Suburban, with all the amenities. Again, don’t really remember life before I came together. The rear portion of my body is from a Suburban of the same style, but a stripped down model. All in all, a pretty good heritage, if I do say so myself.
“Guess I should continue this in some semblance of order, so my running gear is next. Will decided, despite the one-ton truck frame’s strength, to reinforce and add gussets to my frame. Also, while I was there in all my naked glory, skid plates, rock sliders, and a roll cage were fabricated and added to my frame. The old fuel tank was scrapped and three safety lined fuel tanks were installed for extra long range, and, for increased protection for my electrical components against EMP, metal conduit was added for all my wiring.
“Now, Will’s design called for power, speed, and toughness, so I am proud to say my power plant is a 12 valve mechanically injected Cummins 6BT diesel crate engine. A high end supercharger was added to increase performance. The 6BT is coupled to an Allison 6-speed automatic transmission. That combination feeds a Borg Warner transfer case with an air locker. My axles are PortalTek G3 1½ ton portal steering axles, also with air lockers. Yes, both my front and rear axles are steerable to get me… get Will through tight spots. A StazWorks four-wheel steering system with mechanical rear steer lock out controls the rear axle.
“For protection in case of Will pushing me above the mechanical limits of the parts he chose, there are Sonnax over-torque protection units on all three drive shafts with plenty of replacement shear bolts.
“For those times when I might be needed, but am not the primary vehicle… sigh… Remco driveline disconnects are on the front and rear drive lines, which are heavy duty, too. With the drivelines disconnected I can be towed without any problems. Additional heavy duty parts… I guess I don’t really have any parts that aren’t heavy duty… But my suspension and steering gear is heavy duty with a practical but useful four inch lift built right in. Oversize heavy duty disk brakes with a booster stop me on the proverbial dime when Will wants me to.
“And how does all this control power get to the ground, you ask? Well, I have a set of four 35” bead-lock run-flat tires on me and carry a second full set. But I’m getting ahead of myself. There is more to me than what I’ve mentioned so far. Custom made twin cyclone engine air pre-filters clean the coarse stuff out of the air captured by dual engine air intake snorkels. A final stage of engine air filtration are K&M air filters feeding the blower. The large diameter twin exhausts and super quiet mufflers are snorkeled as well, as are all the various components’ vents.
“Will stores a great deal of Evans NPG+ waterless coolant for my heavy duty oversize radiator with twin electric fans. Told you I had more heavy duty stuff. That includes the engine oil cooler, transmission oil cooler, and hydraulic oil cooler.
“There are custom mounts on the engine to accommodate two 12-volt GM generators, as opposed to alternators. That EMP thing again. Dual HD starting batteries make sure the 6BT fires right up no matter the circumstances. A large heavy duty deep cycle battery is on board, connected and charged through a battery isolator to run an 110v/220v AC inverter.
“Other mounts are for an air compressor, hydraulic pump, on board welder, power steering pump, and air conditioning compressor. Of course, the air compressor and hydraulic pump have tanks built into the chassis. There isn’t much space left in the engine compartment, but the whole front end of the body pivots forward and de-mounts if major work is needed.
“Speaking of the sheet metal, the front section of the newest ¾ ton Suburban was modified before being installed. Besides the pivoting fenders/hood/grill assembly, a custom roll cage was fitted inside. Will debated a long time, I guess, before opting not to add Kevlar bullet resistant fabric in the doors and firewall. While it would have stopped a few pistol rounds, major calibers would go through it. And it would have added a lot of weight, especially if window armor was included. So it is up to me to get Will and any passengers to safety quickly if we come under fire.
“Will likes his amenities, so after the front of my body was added to the frame, a custom cockpit was installed, with dual captains’ chairs and center console. A custom computerized ‘glass’ dash was installed over a set of mechanical gages. If EMP fries the computer, even in the faraday box, all Will has to do is move the glass dash aside and he has full mechanical instrumentation. The electronic dash includes GPS mapping and navigation systems.
“Part of the center console is the All-Wheel Steering control from StazWorks and a fold out panel that contains switches that operate relays so any lighting system I have can be run on auto, so the normal switches work; turned off completely; or turned on without activating the regular switches. So Will can turn off the brake lights, for instance, so when he applies my brakes the brake lights won’t light. On the other hand, he can flip the switch to on for a few seconds and the brake lights will come on even as he continues at speed.
“A second fold out panel controls the various other effects that Will has ready to install. But more on those later. Some of the communications gear was also installed in the center console. Again, more later.
“A custom roof console contains more electronics. It is a faraday cage to protect them. The passenger dash has another built-in faraday cage to protect the dash computer and a laptop computer with important information. The second row of passenger seats was another custom setup with dual captains’ chairs and a center console. They fold down and to make the cargo section full length from just behind the front seats to the rear doors.
“While all the work was being done to the front passenger section, the rear section from the other Suburban was added, basically creating an extra long enclosed cargo section. The rear door system is custom built. It is a set of Dutch doors with upper lift hatch.
“Both front and rear wheel wells were re-contoured. With the suspension lift, on top of the portal axles, and even with the 35” tires, there was more than enough clearance to lower and shorten the wheel wells, creating a sleeker look.
“This also allowed some space on top of them under the hood to mounts a few things, and made much more room for a pair of inside toolboxes that run the length of the cargo space from just behind the second set of seats to just before the rear doors. They go from just below the window line, through the floor level, almost to the bottom of the outside body panel, except over the wheel wells. They are the width of the wheel wells to the outer bodywork, with lift up doors in the top.
“But the toolboxes are really meant to be accessed from the outside, through the contoured doors cut into the sides of the cargo section. They are tightly fitted, with quality gaskets and have keyed alike locking mechanisms to make them secure. There’s still plenty of empty cargo room, even with the toolboxes installed.
“A couple other additions to the cab are heavy duty dual arm windshield wipers with an air and brush function to blow dust and volcanic ash off the windshield instead of scraping it and a windshield visor with running lights built in. A bug deflector on the top front edge of the hood matches the visor. The engine air snorkels were fared into the visor.
“And for those times when ash, dust, fallout, biological agents, or chemical elements are in existence, an American Safe Rooms vehicle CBRNE filter system was mounted on the cab above the front seats. There are low profile custom cyclone HVAC pre-filters feeding the CBRNE filter. There is also a solar panel on top of the filter box to trickle charge my batteries.
“Now for some of the things I’m really proud to have had installed. They make me capable of doing just about whatever Will wants me to do. Starting at the front, of course.
“I have a shop built heavy duty front bumper that incorporates a 2” hitch receiver, tow bar, brush guard, roller fairlead winch mount for the twelve-thousand pound hydraulic winch with tensioner and stowing protector, spare tire mount… see, I told you I would mention them later. It’s later.
“There is a tool box built into the bumper containing winch accessories like tree protectors, a cable damper, extension winch cable, clevis’, shackles, snatch blocks, tie-offs, etc. There is a mount for a 20-pound fire extinguisher, and mounts for a short handle round point shovel and pick/mattock.
“Lights to enhance the super bright HID headlights include high intensity driving lights on the brush guard and fog lights mounted low in the bumper. There are tie down/tow hooks welded to the bumper. AC, DC, compressed air, hydraulic power, and welding lead outlets were incorporated in the bumper to provide the means to use various tools that I have in my cargo section. There is a pigtail to connect to a tow vehicle so the lights and brakes will work when I’m towed.
“Now for the rear bumper. Similar to the front bumper, it incorporates a 2” hitch receiver, roller fairlead winch mount with another twelve-thousand pound hydraulic winch with tensioner and stowing protector. There is another built-in toolbox with tow strap, cable damper, extension cable, and the rest of the same items in the front bumper. There are receptacles for all manner of trailer towing lighting and brake systems, including hydraulic and electric brakes.
“Another 20-pound fire extinguisher, a Pull-Pal winch anchor, a stake down type winch anchor with stakes have their own mounts. Right and left swing away racks carry another spare tire, two jerry cans of diesel, one of gasoline, and one of water, along with a sixteen pound sledge hammer, and an axe.
“There are high intensity back up lights, and the same power connectors as the front bumper and similar tie down/tow hooks.
“Now to the center section, namely the roof rack. It is heavy duty and runs from just behind the windshield visor to the rear of the roof, with a large hole over the front of the cab where the CBRNE filter system was installed. I have a roof rack ladder to access it as part of the rear swing away assembly.
“There are remote control dual spot/flood lights front, on each side, and at the rear. Also high intensity fixed spot and flood lights in front, on the side, and the rear. Low profile PA speakers also all around. An elastic cargo net keeps loose items secured. A heavier strap cargo net is packed for heavier objects. Custom lay-over antenna mounts carry the various larger antennas for my communications system. There are mounts carrying the final two spare tires.
“And for the various activities that might cause Will to need things to get into, out of, over, or around, a set of tool mounts carry a Hi-Lift jack, telescoping ladder, articulating ladder, long handle round point shovel, wall climbing/recovery pole, railroad bar, Stanley 30” Demolition bar, a pair of 42” bolt cutters with spare head, some cribbing timbers, two sets of traction pads, several thermal lances, and last but not least, a set of bridging ramps with deployment and recovery gear.
“A large custom heavy canvas cover keeps everything out of sight, just like the ones on the front and rear bumper assemblies.
“Now to the cargo compartment toolboxes’ contents. I have a toolbox with an extensive hand tool kit, a parts box for my spare parts, another toolbox with a 6-ton chain fall, 2-ton cable come-along, and a pair of 5-ton bottle jacks. Another case has a Porta-power tool kit. In their own cases are hydraulic and air powered tools.
“Also in their own cases are a chainsaw and chainsaw support kit, burning bar support kit, and a small oxy/acetylene torch kit with case vented outside for safety. A set of wheel chocks are in the toolbox space above the wheel wells on each side, along with a 2,000,000 cp self contained spotlight.
“Though I don’t carry them all the time, and certainly not all at once, Will has some pre-packed cargo containers with specific items for specific circumstances. There are containers for my roof rack, inside the cargo area and a pair to fit the receiver hitches.
“In a like situation, Will has some companions for me. A pre-packed tandem wheel trailer I can pull with ease, and a barge-trailer with a pair of outboard motors for crossing water obstacles too deep for me to ford or with too soft of a bottom to support me.
“So Will can keep monitor the airwaves, and keep in touch with others, he installed a comprehensive set of communications devices in the various consoles and on independent mounts. Another thing I said I’d get to. Here goes.
“AM/FM/Satellite/CD/DVD/TV Video system. NWS EAS SAME receiver. 6 FRS/GMRS short range handheld radios. 2 Bearcat BCD396XT PS Band scanners with Hustler MRM mobile scanner antennas. Cobra 148GTL AM/SSB CB mobile with Wilson 5000 Roof B mobile CB antenna. Yaesu FT-8900R 10m – 70cm VHF/UHF amateur mobile radio with Diamond 8900A 10m – 70cm mobile antenna with mount & coax. 4 Yaesu VX-8R 6m-70cm VHF/UHF amateur handheld radios. Yaesu FT-897D HF transceiver with KJ&U KW 6 – 160 screwdriver mobile HF antenna and Yaesu ATAS 120 antenna with mount, triplexer & coax.
“For more private communications, though by no means totally, Will uses the Motorola CDM 1550 low band HF business band radio with a Wilson 5000 CB antenna cut to BB frequency, and 6 Motorola HT-1250 low band business band handheld radios.
“And for marine and aircraft communications and monitoring I have a Furuno FS1503EM SSB marine Band HF/SSB mobile radio with avKJ7U KW 6-160 screwdriver antenna adjusted for marine band, a Furuno FM3000 marine band VHF mobile with Wilson 2m magnetic mount cut to Marine band, and a Standard-Horizon HX471S VHF marine band handheld radio. An ICOM IC-A200 mobile airband radio with mount & antenna, and an ICOM A24 airband handheld radio cover the aircraft bands.
“That pretty much is it, except for a few things that Will fitted but removed. They would be added again when I really became needed. The high output disruptive sound & strobe light system. A gag-gas dispenser system and oil slick, smoke, and caltrop dispensers. Rammer/pusher bars on my bumpers, and a hanging chain tire armor/deflection system. Infra-red driving lights and some night vision goggles so Will can drive me completely blacked out. Radiator armor with air flow deflector panels to protect my radiator.
“I guess I don’t look like much, with the good parts covered by their fitted covers, and the tan and light gray of my paint scheme. But I can do things Will wants me to do. So looks don’t count for much.
“After my shakedown cruise, as we say in the vehicle business, when all the small details that needed attention were dealt with, I’m now sitting in the garage, just waiting. Oh. I should point out that Will does have a name for me. Well, for the computer that controls some of my functions. He calls it Rufus. And the laptop is called Rufus Two. So I’m often referred to as Rufus. Believe me, I didn’t pick the name. But it is my name, therefore, I’m proud of it.
“Which brings me to a delicate point. Will does talk to me, as if I were human. It’s a little quirk of his. Don’t think less of him for it. He’s a good guy. Else I wouldn’t even be here. Or know all the things I know. Will really talks a lot, sometimes.”
Copyright 2010
“Let’s see. How to explain this? Just come right out and say it, I guess. I’m a vehicle, you see. A special kind of vehicle. A PAWV. That’s Post Apocalyptic World Vehicle. There is a little bit of BOV in me. That’s Bug Out Vehicle for those that don’t know.
“But I’m much more than just a vehicle to go from Point A to Point B before a disaster happens. I’ve been designed to be used not only for that, but to make sure my owner can travel well after the disaster, including TEOTWAWKI. (The End Of The World As We Know It). Only not really. Because if it is the end of the world, I won’t be here. TEOCAWKI (The End Of Civilization As We Know It) is a more proper term for when I will be used the most.
“So I have some Expedition Vehicle in me, a tiny bit of rock climber, and even a little Mad Max if you lean your head over and squint in bad light.
“I’m as ready for things as my owner, Will Summit, could afford to make me. And that’s pretty prepared. Will isn’t your typical survivalist, much less prepper. He, to put it kindly, is a bit of a PAW fanatic. He is a prepper, of course. But he goes far beyond what many preppers tend to do.
“Will, you see, doesn’t just intend to survive a PAW event, he intends to survive and help rebuild civilization. And you can’t do that staying at a well stocked retreat slash farm slash ranch slash home. That is surviving, of course, and Will thinks the world needs a lot of those kinds of preppers. But he also wants more. He wants people to be able to interact and bring back the best of our past civilizations combined into one that will do better, and last longer, than the last few.
“To do that, he feels he will need mobility, in addition to all his other preps that are set up to help in that quest, while still maintaining his ability to survive to keep doing it. I’m part of that. Me and my equipment and supplies I keep safe and carry for him.
“I am prepared to travel over bad roads, trails, and even where there are no trails, carrying everything that Will needs to have at hand to further his quest. I reside here, in Will’s secondary garage on his estate, ready to do what I’ve been designed to do.
“Let me tell a little about the details of what makes me what I am. Non-gear-heads feel free to skip this part and get to the good stuff. I’m rather proud of what I’ve accomplished, and some people (the gear-heads), like the details, don’tcha know.
“I started out life in a wrecking yard, in three major pieces. First piece and my foundation, is the remains of a late model one-ton Chevrolet heavy duty dual cab 167” wheelbase pickup truck. I don’t know the details before I came all together. I assume that it had been wrecked.
“Just like another major part of me. My body comes from two Chevrolet Suburban rigs, found in the same wrecking yard. The front of me was a brand new Suburban, with all the amenities. Again, don’t really remember life before I came together. The rear portion of my body is from a Suburban of the same style, but a stripped down model. All in all, a pretty good heritage, if I do say so myself.
“Guess I should continue this in some semblance of order, so my running gear is next. Will decided, despite the one-ton truck frame’s strength, to reinforce and add gussets to my frame. Also, while I was there in all my naked glory, skid plates, rock sliders, and a roll cage were fabricated and added to my frame. The old fuel tank was scrapped and three safety lined fuel tanks were installed for extra long range, and, for increased protection for my electrical components against EMP, metal conduit was added for all my wiring.
“Now, Will’s design called for power, speed, and toughness, so I am proud to say my power plant is a 12 valve mechanically injected Cummins 6BT diesel crate engine. A high end supercharger was added to increase performance. The 6BT is coupled to an Allison 6-speed automatic transmission. That combination feeds a Borg Warner transfer case with an air locker. My axles are PortalTek G3 1½ ton portal steering axles, also with air lockers. Yes, both my front and rear axles are steerable to get me… get Will through tight spots. A StazWorks four-wheel steering system with mechanical rear steer lock out controls the rear axle.
“For protection in case of Will pushing me above the mechanical limits of the parts he chose, there are Sonnax over-torque protection units on all three drive shafts with plenty of replacement shear bolts.
“For those times when I might be needed, but am not the primary vehicle… sigh… Remco driveline disconnects are on the front and rear drive lines, which are heavy duty, too. With the drivelines disconnected I can be towed without any problems. Additional heavy duty parts… I guess I don’t really have any parts that aren’t heavy duty… But my suspension and steering gear is heavy duty with a practical but useful four inch lift built right in. Oversize heavy duty disk brakes with a booster stop me on the proverbial dime when Will wants me to.
“And how does all this control power get to the ground, you ask? Well, I have a set of four 35” bead-lock run-flat tires on me and carry a second full set. But I’m getting ahead of myself. There is more to me than what I’ve mentioned so far. Custom made twin cyclone engine air pre-filters clean the coarse stuff out of the air captured by dual engine air intake snorkels. A final stage of engine air filtration are K&M air filters feeding the blower. The large diameter twin exhausts and super quiet mufflers are snorkeled as well, as are all the various components’ vents.
“Will stores a great deal of Evans NPG+ waterless coolant for my heavy duty oversize radiator with twin electric fans. Told you I had more heavy duty stuff. That includes the engine oil cooler, transmission oil cooler, and hydraulic oil cooler.
“There are custom mounts on the engine to accommodate two 12-volt GM generators, as opposed to alternators. That EMP thing again. Dual HD starting batteries make sure the 6BT fires right up no matter the circumstances. A large heavy duty deep cycle battery is on board, connected and charged through a battery isolator to run an 110v/220v AC inverter.
“Other mounts are for an air compressor, hydraulic pump, on board welder, power steering pump, and air conditioning compressor. Of course, the air compressor and hydraulic pump have tanks built into the chassis. There isn’t much space left in the engine compartment, but the whole front end of the body pivots forward and de-mounts if major work is needed.
“Speaking of the sheet metal, the front section of the newest ¾ ton Suburban was modified before being installed. Besides the pivoting fenders/hood/grill assembly, a custom roll cage was fitted inside. Will debated a long time, I guess, before opting not to add Kevlar bullet resistant fabric in the doors and firewall. While it would have stopped a few pistol rounds, major calibers would go through it. And it would have added a lot of weight, especially if window armor was included. So it is up to me to get Will and any passengers to safety quickly if we come under fire.
“Will likes his amenities, so after the front of my body was added to the frame, a custom cockpit was installed, with dual captains’ chairs and center console. A custom computerized ‘glass’ dash was installed over a set of mechanical gages. If EMP fries the computer, even in the faraday box, all Will has to do is move the glass dash aside and he has full mechanical instrumentation. The electronic dash includes GPS mapping and navigation systems.
“Part of the center console is the All-Wheel Steering control from StazWorks and a fold out panel that contains switches that operate relays so any lighting system I have can be run on auto, so the normal switches work; turned off completely; or turned on without activating the regular switches. So Will can turn off the brake lights, for instance, so when he applies my brakes the brake lights won’t light. On the other hand, he can flip the switch to on for a few seconds and the brake lights will come on even as he continues at speed.
“A second fold out panel controls the various other effects that Will has ready to install. But more on those later. Some of the communications gear was also installed in the center console. Again, more later.
“A custom roof console contains more electronics. It is a faraday cage to protect them. The passenger dash has another built-in faraday cage to protect the dash computer and a laptop computer with important information. The second row of passenger seats was another custom setup with dual captains’ chairs and a center console. They fold down and to make the cargo section full length from just behind the front seats to the rear doors.
“While all the work was being done to the front passenger section, the rear section from the other Suburban was added, basically creating an extra long enclosed cargo section. The rear door system is custom built. It is a set of Dutch doors with upper lift hatch.
“Both front and rear wheel wells were re-contoured. With the suspension lift, on top of the portal axles, and even with the 35” tires, there was more than enough clearance to lower and shorten the wheel wells, creating a sleeker look.
“This also allowed some space on top of them under the hood to mounts a few things, and made much more room for a pair of inside toolboxes that run the length of the cargo space from just behind the second set of seats to just before the rear doors. They go from just below the window line, through the floor level, almost to the bottom of the outside body panel, except over the wheel wells. They are the width of the wheel wells to the outer bodywork, with lift up doors in the top.
“But the toolboxes are really meant to be accessed from the outside, through the contoured doors cut into the sides of the cargo section. They are tightly fitted, with quality gaskets and have keyed alike locking mechanisms to make them secure. There’s still plenty of empty cargo room, even with the toolboxes installed.
“A couple other additions to the cab are heavy duty dual arm windshield wipers with an air and brush function to blow dust and volcanic ash off the windshield instead of scraping it and a windshield visor with running lights built in. A bug deflector on the top front edge of the hood matches the visor. The engine air snorkels were fared into the visor.
“And for those times when ash, dust, fallout, biological agents, or chemical elements are in existence, an American Safe Rooms vehicle CBRNE filter system was mounted on the cab above the front seats. There are low profile custom cyclone HVAC pre-filters feeding the CBRNE filter. There is also a solar panel on top of the filter box to trickle charge my batteries.
“Now for some of the things I’m really proud to have had installed. They make me capable of doing just about whatever Will wants me to do. Starting at the front, of course.
“I have a shop built heavy duty front bumper that incorporates a 2” hitch receiver, tow bar, brush guard, roller fairlead winch mount for the twelve-thousand pound hydraulic winch with tensioner and stowing protector, spare tire mount… see, I told you I would mention them later. It’s later.
“There is a tool box built into the bumper containing winch accessories like tree protectors, a cable damper, extension winch cable, clevis’, shackles, snatch blocks, tie-offs, etc. There is a mount for a 20-pound fire extinguisher, and mounts for a short handle round point shovel and pick/mattock.
“Lights to enhance the super bright HID headlights include high intensity driving lights on the brush guard and fog lights mounted low in the bumper. There are tie down/tow hooks welded to the bumper. AC, DC, compressed air, hydraulic power, and welding lead outlets were incorporated in the bumper to provide the means to use various tools that I have in my cargo section. There is a pigtail to connect to a tow vehicle so the lights and brakes will work when I’m towed.
“Now for the rear bumper. Similar to the front bumper, it incorporates a 2” hitch receiver, roller fairlead winch mount with another twelve-thousand pound hydraulic winch with tensioner and stowing protector. There is another built-in toolbox with tow strap, cable damper, extension cable, and the rest of the same items in the front bumper. There are receptacles for all manner of trailer towing lighting and brake systems, including hydraulic and electric brakes.
“Another 20-pound fire extinguisher, a Pull-Pal winch anchor, a stake down type winch anchor with stakes have their own mounts. Right and left swing away racks carry another spare tire, two jerry cans of diesel, one of gasoline, and one of water, along with a sixteen pound sledge hammer, and an axe.
“There are high intensity back up lights, and the same power connectors as the front bumper and similar tie down/tow hooks.
“Now to the center section, namely the roof rack. It is heavy duty and runs from just behind the windshield visor to the rear of the roof, with a large hole over the front of the cab where the CBRNE filter system was installed. I have a roof rack ladder to access it as part of the rear swing away assembly.
“There are remote control dual spot/flood lights front, on each side, and at the rear. Also high intensity fixed spot and flood lights in front, on the side, and the rear. Low profile PA speakers also all around. An elastic cargo net keeps loose items secured. A heavier strap cargo net is packed for heavier objects. Custom lay-over antenna mounts carry the various larger antennas for my communications system. There are mounts carrying the final two spare tires.
“And for the various activities that might cause Will to need things to get into, out of, over, or around, a set of tool mounts carry a Hi-Lift jack, telescoping ladder, articulating ladder, long handle round point shovel, wall climbing/recovery pole, railroad bar, Stanley 30” Demolition bar, a pair of 42” bolt cutters with spare head, some cribbing timbers, two sets of traction pads, several thermal lances, and last but not least, a set of bridging ramps with deployment and recovery gear.
“A large custom heavy canvas cover keeps everything out of sight, just like the ones on the front and rear bumper assemblies.
“Now to the cargo compartment toolboxes’ contents. I have a toolbox with an extensive hand tool kit, a parts box for my spare parts, another toolbox with a 6-ton chain fall, 2-ton cable come-along, and a pair of 5-ton bottle jacks. Another case has a Porta-power tool kit. In their own cases are hydraulic and air powered tools.
“Also in their own cases are a chainsaw and chainsaw support kit, burning bar support kit, and a small oxy/acetylene torch kit with case vented outside for safety. A set of wheel chocks are in the toolbox space above the wheel wells on each side, along with a 2,000,000 cp self contained spotlight.
“Though I don’t carry them all the time, and certainly not all at once, Will has some pre-packed cargo containers with specific items for specific circumstances. There are containers for my roof rack, inside the cargo area and a pair to fit the receiver hitches.
“In a like situation, Will has some companions for me. A pre-packed tandem wheel trailer I can pull with ease, and a barge-trailer with a pair of outboard motors for crossing water obstacles too deep for me to ford or with too soft of a bottom to support me.
“So Will can keep monitor the airwaves, and keep in touch with others, he installed a comprehensive set of communications devices in the various consoles and on independent mounts. Another thing I said I’d get to. Here goes.
“AM/FM/Satellite/CD/DVD/TV Video system. NWS EAS SAME receiver. 6 FRS/GMRS short range handheld radios. 2 Bearcat BCD396XT PS Band scanners with Hustler MRM mobile scanner antennas. Cobra 148GTL AM/SSB CB mobile with Wilson 5000 Roof B mobile CB antenna. Yaesu FT-8900R 10m – 70cm VHF/UHF amateur mobile radio with Diamond 8900A 10m – 70cm mobile antenna with mount & coax. 4 Yaesu VX-8R 6m-70cm VHF/UHF amateur handheld radios. Yaesu FT-897D HF transceiver with KJ&U KW 6 – 160 screwdriver mobile HF antenna and Yaesu ATAS 120 antenna with mount, triplexer & coax.
“For more private communications, though by no means totally, Will uses the Motorola CDM 1550 low band HF business band radio with a Wilson 5000 CB antenna cut to BB frequency, and 6 Motorola HT-1250 low band business band handheld radios.
“And for marine and aircraft communications and monitoring I have a Furuno FS1503EM SSB marine Band HF/SSB mobile radio with avKJ7U KW 6-160 screwdriver antenna adjusted for marine band, a Furuno FM3000 marine band VHF mobile with Wilson 2m magnetic mount cut to Marine band, and a Standard-Horizon HX471S VHF marine band handheld radio. An ICOM IC-A200 mobile airband radio with mount & antenna, and an ICOM A24 airband handheld radio cover the aircraft bands.
“That pretty much is it, except for a few things that Will fitted but removed. They would be added again when I really became needed. The high output disruptive sound & strobe light system. A gag-gas dispenser system and oil slick, smoke, and caltrop dispensers. Rammer/pusher bars on my bumpers, and a hanging chain tire armor/deflection system. Infra-red driving lights and some night vision goggles so Will can drive me completely blacked out. Radiator armor with air flow deflector panels to protect my radiator.
“I guess I don’t look like much, with the good parts covered by their fitted covers, and the tan and light gray of my paint scheme. But I can do things Will wants me to do. So looks don’t count for much.
“After my shakedown cruise, as we say in the vehicle business, when all the small details that needed attention were dealt with, I’m now sitting in the garage, just waiting. Oh. I should point out that Will does have a name for me. Well, for the computer that controls some of my functions. He calls it Rufus. And the laptop is called Rufus Two. So I’m often referred to as Rufus. Believe me, I didn’t pick the name. But it is my name, therefore, I’m proud of it.
“Which brings me to a delicate point. Will does talk to me, as if I were human. It’s a little quirk of his. Don’t think less of him for it. He’s a good guy. Else I wouldn’t even be here. Or know all the things I know. Will really talks a lot, sometimes.”
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