Let's play a Game of 'Normal or Not Normal'.

[jkershner]

I have to fall asleep on the edge of the bed on my stomach with one arm hanging off the edge. I literally have to, otherwise I wake up in a bad mood or with a headache.

When I'm driving, the windows have to be at the same spot. If I'm a passenger they have to be either all the way up or all the way down.

I think you might be clinically insane.

 

[gungirl65]

When I get dressed I put my right sock on and then my left sock. If I forget & put my left sock on first, I take it off, put the right sock on and then put the left sock on.

Years ago I read something about needing to put the right sock on first to start the day off on the right foot. It made my ritual not seem so weird so I try to maintain it.

The order of the rest of my clothing doesn't matter. Only the right sock matters. As long as the right sock is the first article of clothing to be put on, life is carefree.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I used to think I had some odd habits...

But after watching this thread since its inception...I feel pretty good about myself.

Stay on your meds, INGO!

 

[croy]

When I watch a horror film I have a loaded ar15 on my lap. If my wife complains I exchange it for a 1911 and a ka bar

 

[tmkr]

what about foods,
I put my peas on my cottage cheese, honey on my biscuits and gravy, and corn in my mashed potatoes..

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes my peas taste funny
But it keeps em on my knife

Told to me by my mom,God rest her soul.

 

[jkershner]

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes my peas taste funny
But it keeps em on my knife

Told to me by my mom,God rest her soul.

That's actually pretty cool.

 

[Curls & Swirls]

That reminds me, I always wear my socks inside-out. I hate feeling the seam against my toes. I forgot that this might be weird to some people because I have literally done it for as long as I've been putting on my own socks. Every once in a while some one notices and "calls me out" on it and I've actually met a few people who wear theirs the same.

I'm going to have my son try this. I am tired of finding his socks all over the house because we make him put them on and every time we turn around he is taking them off. He says socks make his toes feel weird.
I don't care if it isn't NORMAL.

 

[mbills2223]

You guys are so weird.

 

[shells944]

by the way.... if vegetarians eat vegetation, and fruititarians eat fruitcakes....... what do humanitarians eat...?

 

[drifter197]

When I eat a piece of cake, I like to eat the cake part first saving the icing for last.

(Yeah, I'm fat).

normal

 

[THard6]

by the way.... if vegetarians eat vegetation, and fruititarians eat fruitcakes....... what do humanitarians eat...?

you're not normal.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Do infants enjoy infancy like adults enjoy adultery?

If corn oil is made from corn and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made from?

 

[sepe]

I just want to thank you all for making me feel much, much more normal.


PS. Drugs are bad, but please keep taking them if they balance out the crazy.

 

[davedolli]

I don't want the different foods on my plate touching each other (except breakfast), and I eat in courses, finish one thing on my plate and then go to the next.

Dave

 

[Frosty]

I don't want the different foods on my plate touching each other (except breakfast), and I eat in courses, finish one thing on my plate and then go to the next.

Dave

I don't know if that's normal or not, but I do the same thing. So probably not normal!

 

[djkbmwguy]

I refuse to believe that I have any abnormal or weird habits. Everyone else is nuts (no one specific just everyone).

 

[jkershner]

I refuse to believe that I have any abnormal or weird habits. Everyone else is nuts (no one specific just everyone).

A primary trait of the delusional. NOT NORMAL!

 

[Frosty]

I refuse to believe that I have any abnormal or weird habits. Everyone else is nuts (no one specific just everyone).

Since what's normal is based on majority, you must be the abnormal one since you consider yourself "normal"

 

[Mosinowner]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-of-having-sex-on-top-of-corpses-8513472.html

 

[djkbmwguy]

Since what's normal is based on majority, you must be the abnormal one since you consider yourself "normal"

Oh, man I was afraid of that. Again, I am a majority of one.