Lets Play the Wal-Mart Game: Buy Three Things

[rob63]

Consider me sufficiently confused.

There are quite a few of these that leave me confused, and I think I should probably be happy about that.

chip dip
knitting needles
cat litter

If anybody figures it out, let me know, because I just picked 3 things at random.

 

[AngryRooster]

There are quite a few of these that leave me confused, and I think I should probably be happy about that.

chip dip
knitting needles
cat litter

If anybody figures it out, let me know, because I just picked 3 things at random.

Please tell my you're not going to feed the cat the chip dip, sew him up then watch him try to go to the litter box....

 

[indytechnerd]

air mattress, baby oil, women's tighty whitey underwear

bonus item - clothes pins

 

[Mark-DuCo]

3 Nicleback cds

 

[jagee]

I know you said no prophylactics, but I bought these 3 things at a Walgreen's or CVS (I don't remember which) once.

Condoms
Disposable Camera
Cigarettes

 

[w_ADAM_d88]

Kids party invitations, lubricant, subway gift card.

Game Over!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Tooth paste, shampoo and deodorant.
I'm pretty sure the cashier at Walmart has never seen those pass thru her line before!

 

[shootersix]

fava beans, a nice chianti, and a copy of silence of the lambs

 

[pudly]

Better:

fava beans, a nice chianti, and a [STRIKE]copy of silence of the lambs[/STRIKE] kitchen knife block set

 

[shootersix]

fava beans, a nice chianti, and a copy of silence of the lambs

Better:

more better

bonus points if you go through the checkout line of the largest cashier, with a map, lingerie in their size, and ask them what they are doing after they get off work

 

[halfmileharry]

Bulk 22 Ammo, Frozen Pizza, and size 52 lingerie

Size 52 lingerie? I'm impressed.

 

[PistolBob]

Car battery, Jumper Cables, Size 52D bra

 

[PistolBob]

Preparation H, toothbrush, popsicles...

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

A buffer, a bottle of nair, and a tube of ben gay.

 

[halfmileharry]

Kids party invitations, lubricant, subway gift card.

Pay with cash and dress as an LT6 member. Do NOT look directly at the cameras

 

[shootersix]

happy Halloween sign, a bag of apples, and a box sewing needles

starter fluid, coffee filters, sudaphed

shovel, prepaid cell phone, Halloween mask

.....on second thought, I wouldn't any of those, all they do is call the cops and then its all "put your hands up" and "don't move or i'll shoot" or "not you again" and then it's "the manager says if you come back again your trespassing, and we'll arest you"

damn popo....always messing up my "Saturday night" why cant they leave a brother alone!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Pay with cash and dress as an LT6 member. Do NOT look directly at the cameras

What does an LT6 member dress like?

 

[jagee]

Pay with cash and dress as an LT6 member. Do NOT look directly at the cameras

What does an LT6 member dress like?

What's an LT6 member?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

What does an LT6 member dress like?

Pantless with AWSOME guns and cheeseburger stained shirt. . . So I'm told!

 

[jtdet01]

cake mix, mint ice cream, rat poison