Moral Dilemma

[Cru]

You are on a spelunking expedition with 8 other people. The cave starts to flood with seawater. The first person of the group that reaches the exit of the cave is an obese man. He gets stuck and the water is still rising. You have exactly 1 stick of dynamite. What do you do? Explain your answer.

 

[ATOMonkey]

Shove the stick of dynamite up his ass. It will cause his muscles to contract, freeing himself so everyone can get out.

 

[ATOMonkey]

Although...I am puzzled as to how he got in there if he's too fat to get out. I suppose we came in through a different hole. However, entrance/exit does make me infere that we came in the way we are currently trying to get out. Logically, if he fit in, he should also fit out.

 

[rjstew317]

Shove the stick of dynamite up his ass. It will cause his muscles to contract, freeing himself so everyone can get out.

^^^this. if that doesn't work, i light it.

 

[Cru]

Although...I am puzzled as to how he got in there if he's too fat to get out. I suppose we came in through a different hole. However, entrance/exit does make me infere that we came in the way we are currently trying to get out. Logically, if he fit in, he should also fit out.

ya maybe I should change that.

 

[samot]

Shove the stick of dynamite up his ass. It will cause his muscles to contract, freeing himself so everyone can get out.

 

[ammoguy62]

If no other options are available, blow him up. He would die anyways and would probably rather have a quick death by explosives than by drowning.

 

[remymartin]

If you let fatty beat you to the exit, accept your fate.

 

[nox]

Trick question, obese people don't go caving.

 

[indytechnerd]

Blowing him up is a BAD idea. Remember, you're all INSIDE the cave. If it's small enough that rising water is going to be life threatening, there's no place to hide from the assblast. Blowing him up, via the dynamite in the arse, would probably pulverize you as well.

 

[OneBadV8]

Trick question...

If he plugs the hole and there is no other hole, the water will no longer rise because the air can't get out.

 

[Eddie]

You are on a spelunking expedition with 8 other people. The cave starts to flood with seawater. The first person of the group that reaches the exit of the cave is an obese man. He gets stuck and the water is still rising. You have exactly 1 stick of dynamite. What do you do? Explain your answer.

Steal his wallet. Then blow him up with the dynamite. Why waste money?

 

[hotfarmboy1]

Trick question...

If he plugs the hole and there is no other hole, the water will no longer rise because the air can't get out.

Very good point!!! I'd rep you but I'm out for 24 hours.

 

[ammoguy62]

If you let fatty beat you to the exit, accept your fate.

Well said!

 

[ATOMonkey]

Very good point!!! I'd rep you but I'm out for 24 hours.

I got ya!

 

[sig-sweet]

That's what you get for letting the fat guy win the race. Just thank goodness it wasn't a bear chasing you.

 

[ATOMonkey]

Sometimes you just can't pass a fat man in a cave. It's not like you can run around him if he's taking up the whole tunnel.

 

[Tactical Dave]

Although...I am puzzled as to how he got in there if he's too fat to get out.

Ever seen how a wasp trap works??????? Granted one would think that someone with a brain larger then the tip of a needle would know to stay away.

 

[Comp]

Why isn't he on the couch reading ingo on his laptop? Explain!

 

[Cru]

Interesting posts guys!!