If I did that to my Wife I'd have to eat all of my meals on the floor.
This is very likely to get me into some type of trouble, but hey I m really good at aggravating her as well as doing inappropriate stuff that ticks her off.
This is what a good woman does when you say "get me a beer"
Do you think if I ask real nice she would get me one too
Good Morning all, Sitting at Bob Evens with my lovely wife...
She is the light of my eye, the bacon in my breakfast!
and umm other good stuff.
ummm yeah and... uh.. well you guys understand... right?
She's armed, is she not?
I look forward to the posting by Mrs. G of some embarrassing pic of Mr. G