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- Nov 19, 2008
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today.
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
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But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
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A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a* year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon!
you would have $49.00 today.
*
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
*
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
*
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
*
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a* year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon!
