My buddy got my handgun out of the safe without permission...Pictures

[modelflyer2003]

I came home early and Kilala had opened the safe and was playing with my Beretta 92 FS Compact without permission. Here is the evidence.

...
He did apologize. Here is the "I'm Sorry" picture.

 

[misconfig]

Cats like guns?


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BAN CATS MEOW!

 

[kevman65]

Odd sighting stance

 

[Scutter01]

I think you need a better safe.

 

[misconfig]

Odd sighting stance

Keep in mind, the fingernails on this animal are designed to penetrate flesh and get a good grip while their teeth gnaw your head off.

I think we all have something to learn about this stance, I mean this is an animal that *KNOWS* how to kill.

 

[modelflyer2003]

I think you need a better safe.

I gave him the combo. It probably wasn't the smartest move.

 

[Que]

You need a good dog to guard your safe.

 

[Cru]

You need a good dog to guard your safe.

Yeah, not one like LM's dog, it's afraid of cats, and the dark.











(actually I have no idea, I've just heard Que say the afraid of the dark thing)

 

[ewoodworth1]

can we start a cats w/guns thread now?

thought this was funny and semi-related... an oldie but a goodie:


Excerpts from a Dog's diary:

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


Excerpts from a Cat's diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another house plant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I
am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are.
For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.
This time however it included a burning foamy chemical
called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb
still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and
how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due
to his current placement in the metal room his safety
is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of
time......

 

[lovemachine]

Yeah, not one like LM's dog, it's afraid of cats, and the dark.











(actually I have no idea, I've just heard Que say the afraid of the dark thing)

I never did like you...

 

[Scutter01]

You need a good dog to guard your safe.

Yeah, but not this dog. He'll collaborate with the cat and go halvsies on the sale.

 

[kevman65]

Yeah, but not this dog. He'll collaborate with the cat and go halvsies on the sale.

Archie the Golden Retarded that resides here would point out all the hiding places in trade for puperoni's or beggin strips

 

[youngda9]

Archie the Golden Retarded that resides here would point out all the hiding places in trade for puperoni's or beggin strips

^^ Golden Retarded?

 

[j. villarreal]

Berettas are for pussies?

Jason

 

[modelflyer2003]

Berettas are for pussies?

Jason

Ouch!

 

[85t5mcss]

Berettas are for pussies?

Jason

Nice! lol

 

[j. villarreal]

Jason

 

[modelflyer2003]

Jason

It's a good thing my cat cannot read. He may take offense to that. It IS the Italian made compact version with walnut handles made in 1988 (older dusk cover), so that has to buy some credibility. My cat knows a fine gun when he sees one.

 

[kevman65]

^^ Golden Retarded?

Golden Retriever
Goofy Retriever
Golden Retarded


I've spent 23 glorious years with Goldens in my life, I can attest to these different variations and they WILL sell you out for a doggie treat

 

[TRWXXA]

Berettas are for pussies?

Jason

BA-ZING!!!