My wife caught me today!

[longbow]

Oh my, this is going to be very expensive....

She came down to the man cave / office and made the discovery. No explanation in the world will explain it away.

I confessed my sins and I am awaiting judgement.

 

[Lonestar6]

 

[SEIndSAM]

Was you doing unspeakable things to that Raccoon you have been chasing???

 

[the only Qualk]

Best of luck to ya

 

[brdhntr37]

At least you're still alive to post about it

 

[longbow]

She asked my why I have four pelican cases.

I said to hold my rifles.

She said I thought you had only three of those rifles. The short pelican cases are only good for AR's. Why do you now have four?

I told her I was bad at inventory....

 

[Scutter01]

Emergency backup in case one of the Pelican indestructible cases destructs.

 

[longbow]

Then she asked what were in those two boxes on the shelf that has my gun parts boxes.

I said extra mags.

She said how many extra?

I said a few.........

She stopped counting after the first box.

Then she said she is not going to help load them.

I might make it till morning..............

She missed the new G19 on the desk or just ignored it...............

 

[cook4army]

She asked my why I have four pelican cases.

I said to hold my rifles.

She said I thought you had only three of those rifles. The short pelican cases are only good for AR's. Why do you now have four?

I told her I was bad at inventory....

Tell her that the due to the sequestration, your caluclator malfunctioned and didnt have the money to replace it.

 

[pudly]

Waiting for the 9:30 update...

 

[halfmileharry]

Yea, it's gonna take some scrubbing to get all that brown goo off your nose and the ammo fund may be feeling a bit light when all is said and done.

 

[cook4army]

Yea, it's gonna take some scrubbing to get all that brown goo off your nose and the ammo fund may be feeling a bit light when all is said and done.

Just buying ammo these days makes that fund light.

 

[longbow]

Waiting for the 9:30 update...

No need for an update, she is planning a shopping trip that requires and airplane to reach the hotel and shopping. At this moment, I don't think I'm included. That might change on how the evening goes.

I am keeping my distance.

 

[Scutter01]

Then she asked what were in those two boxes on the shelf that has my gun parts boxes.

I said extra mags.

She said how many extra?

I said a few.........

She stopped counting after the first box.

Then she said she is not going to help load them.

I might make it till morning..............

She missed the new G19 on the desk or just ignored it...............

Bet now you wish you'd taken my advice and dug that pit in your basement, huh?

 

[HenryWallace]

I've experienced the same thing a few times... Except it was the other way around. A few holsters, mags and about 1000 rds of ammo, all without my permission. How dare she!? She's a good woman! I'll keep her around. She cooks and cleans our house too.

 

[Andre46996]

Wife caught me once.... I was really going to town, cranking it hard.... She helped me finish up and helped with cleanup... 1000 rounds all cleaned primed and lubed... Wonder I'd she will help me load them too.

 

[kjf40]

Thats very funny....but not so funny at the same time.....lol

If i weren't buying a new house i would be in the same boat...hehe

 

[Scutter01]

If i weren't buying a new house i would be in the same boat...hehe

 

[Sfrandolph]

I've experienced the same thing a few times... Except it was the other way around. A few holsters, mags and about 1000 rds of ammo, all without my permission. How dare she!? She's a good woman! I'll keep her around. She cooks and cleans our house too.

A woman that goes out and buys holsters and 1000 rds? Man you need to keep her around and happy. Obviously she knows how to shoot too which makes it imperative for you to keep her happy.

 

[Magneto]

I got caught once. Told her the gun was for her, which it kinda was. Her mood changed and all was fine. Until she didn't like the gun.