New from Spontaneously Combustible Industries

[LegatoRedrivers]

Tired of being disarmed by 5 year old girls and Wal-mart Midgets? Those days are over!

Spontaneously Combustible Enterprises is proud to present our new "Van De Graaf Retention Holster!"

For the low, low price as whatever you're willing to give me you will receive a special retention holster, featuring Van De Graaf technology.

This generator creates, as a mild deterrent, a simple electric charge.

This charge will gently deter any attempts to disarm you, with a non-lethal rate of nearly 85%!

Order yours today!

*patent pending*

 

[fullmetaljesus]

I see what you did there.

 

[target64]

Do they come in OSHA orange?!?!

 

[SideArmed]

This thread is full of WIN!!

 

[eldirector]

But... Does it work with polymer pistols?

 

[ThrottleJockey]

I'd like to pre-order one for my XD and one for my sp101...are they avail. IWB?

 

[Westside]

 

[LegatoRedrivers]

I'd like to pre-order one for my XD and one for my sp101...are they avail. IWB?

We are accepting pre-orders for the IWB model, but our R&D department is still working out some sterility-related issues.

 

[ATM]

Let me know when the Tesla model comes out.

 

[OneBadV8]

Let me know when the Tesla model comes out.

 

[threefiftyfour]

do you have to wear rubber soled shoes? What if it rains?

 

[TailBlazer]

i bet you thought this product was real......

 

[a.bentonab]

Order now and receive a free Smart Carry version!

 

[Hammerhead]

Can I duct tape it to my forehead?

Will it blend?

 

[SideArmed]

i bet you thought this product was real......

NOPE, Chuck Testa!

 

[Clay]

better yet, does it come with Z87.1 certification!?

 

[rich8483]

did i miss something? another thread was also referencing a 5 year old gun grabber. either i missed something or my sense of humor is asleep today.

 

[SideArmed]

did i miss something? another thread was also referencing a 5 year old gun grabber. either i missed something or my sense of humor is asleep today.

In a thread sometime back a member told a story about how a cop told him that a 5 year old girl would be able to take his gun from him. Hilarity ensued and it has become a meme around these parts.