No one claimed the item lost by my gate!

[longbow]

The unnamed item has not been claimed from my craigslist lost and found post.

Anyone want it? Should I donate it?

If you don't know what it is, don't ask. If you do, don't post what it is or pictures. If you do post any of those things, the thread will go away. I want to keep it family friendly.

 

[mrjarrell]

It's a found object and should become a family heirloom. Tell your wife it's now hers.

 

[jerryv]

Perhaps a nice paperweight for use in Bible class ..

 

[giovani]

For those that don't know what it is, I will give you a couple of hints.

1- its made of latex
2-it resembles Schnitsengruben
3- may or may not exude a fishy odor.

 

[longbow]

I was thinking of sending it to my previous boss!

 

[sepe]

For those that don't know what it is, I will give you a couple of hints.

1- its made of latex
2-it resembles Schnitsengruben
3- may or may not exude a fisy odor

Might be my grandma's. She gets confused easily and things always end up missing.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Might be my grandma's. She gets confused easily and things always end up missing.

so that's why i can't find my old maglight....

 

[lizerdking]

so that's why i can't find my old maglight....

Would you want it back?

 

[Stschil]

Has Lorena Bobbit been in town?

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

 

[chezuki]

Put a patch on it and it could be the new INGO Combat Cock!!

 

[walker]

Hang it on your front door and use it as a door knocker.

 

[Trigger Time]

Is it used?

 

[Manatee]

I got a message from a Yooper that said he lost a large Muskie lure down yer way.

 

[printcraft]

It's a found object and should become a family heirloom. Tell your wife it's now hers.

This.

Have it stuffed and hang it above the fireplace. Perhaps a nice head mount.

 

[chezuki]

Glue an eye on it and it becomes a Muno action figure!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Glue an eye on it and it becomes a Muno action figure!!

I always thought Muno looked far too much like something that should NOT be on a childrens' show.

Seriously though there are a lot of uses for this item that no one claimed. A dog toy, a meat tenderizer, if it's not flexible you could use it as a rolling pin. Someone else mentioned using it as a door knocker. You could use it as a piece of abstract art. You could even hang it off the bumper of a truck as an alternative to those ridiculous truck nuts. Use your imagination. The possibilities are endless.

 

[mrjarrell]

There's always the possibility of regifting.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

How Much shipped to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500

 

[CathyInBlue]

You people are absolutely incorrigible.