I've had the unfortunate expirience of working with that guy back when I did security. If I remember correctly he had a siren and all kinds of crap in his car. Can't exactly say I'm surprised. Heck, people I still talk to in the industry all know who he is and it seems like they all have a story about when Melvin did this or Melvin did that.
I think anybody who's ever worked private security has had the unfortunate experience of working with "that guy". You were just "lucky" enough to work with Melvin himself. I've been away from Indiana for YEARS but I really thought we may have been talking about my "that guy". He wasn't a Melvin though, he was a Scott. Almost shot me one night while he was playing with his star 9mm. I left the house to avoid murdering him.
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