NWI INGO General Post - Part 8

[melensdad]

Hang around the NWI INGO Clubhouse . . . you'll hear this stuff every day!

Sorry for not calling you on New Year’s, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the **** out of this idiot at a party. In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.​

 

[bradmedic04]

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

Because she was a woman.

 

[bradmedic04]

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

She tried to read a stop sign doing 40 mph.

 

[melensdad]

Come on bra-medic, barely worth the effort of reading yours!

My wife just came in and said, "I don't know if I am coming or going. "I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're going - 'cus when you're coming, you look like a ****ing Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!"​

 

[melensdad]

. . .

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night I ****ed a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?​

 

[melensdad]

Oh, and then . . .

The missus asked me, "When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?" .... Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
​

 

[melensdad]

My wife's favorite:

Waddya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nuthin. She's already been told twice.​

 

[bradmedic04]

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

Durrrrrrrrrr

 

[bradmedic04]

My favorite of all time is likely to get me banned. Do I go for it?

 

[melensdad]

Uh?

Son home for a visit from College:

Dad: How are things going at school?

Son: Great Dad

Dad: Are things working out OK with your roommate?

Son: Yeah, but I think he's gay.

Dad: Why do you think that?

Son: Well ... cause his **** tastes like ****.​

 

[melensdad]

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

Durrrrrrrrrr

One up you with this one:

 

[bradmedic04]

What would you call a black guy flying a plane?

A pilot you ****ing racist.

 

[Raitekk]

@MD

@Bra Medic

 

[tv1217]

I like the new direction of this thread.

 

[jedi]

Can i join the NWI crew? I live in chicago now but used to be a munster resident.

Sure just note the voting rules.
https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...go-general-post-part-6-a-110.html#post4318071

Only if you smoke cigars and think that LEGOS are kids toys and Jedi is a freak of nature!

Hey!!! He was a 'thug' since he was NORTH of US-30 and is now a SUPER THUG since he is in Sh***cago!

Xfrosty, you do know that public schools are just government indoctrination centers....

They don't really learn anything there, heck I learned everything I needed to be in society in the real world...

Larry....


pooooof, and the FB thread never even happened once they lost the fight...

They did not lose that fight! It never occurred so in fact you are talking about something that never was and thus that makes you crAzy!
We have always been at war with Eastasia don't you know.

 

[gunbunnies]

Jedi after watching that thread unfold I have decided those people are unsafe to be around without my sidearm... I will never again go out into the idiot infested streets unarmed.

 

[M9Hoosier]

Only if you smoke cigars and think that LEGOS are kids toys and Jedi is a freak of nature!

Well I don't smoke cigars. Legos are for kids. Why is jedi a freak of nature?

 

[bradmedic04]

@MD

@Bra Medic

Good thing I didn't bust out the bad ones then.

 

[Bill B]

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?



He was dead you dumb***

 

[bradmedic04]

Lol. You people...