NY Jets player found enjoying himself in parking lot

[Bigtanker]

You all win the internet. I'm crying here!

 

[jkfletcher]

And now Target has had a hacking...and a whacking

 

[printcraft]

He got caught and arrested and charged but I'm sure he'll get off eventually.

 

[churchmouse]

.....again

 

[Snapdragon]

He got caught and arrested and charged but I'm sure he'll get off eventually.

That was so slick that at first I thought to myself "OMG, Printcraft made a serious comment?" Maybe it's because I haven't had my coffee yet.

 

[halfmileharry]

Times are tough all around but when a pro football player with 7 figure salary has to frequent Target then you know it's bad. Now I'm wondering if it was a generic petroleum jelly or the actual Vaseline brand.
With 2 jars I'm sure he has soft hands.
I'd also make sure he washed his hands before being allowed on the field. I'm not sure I'd want him blocking me if not.

 

[paperboy]

I heard he was CRANKING OUT to "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" and was arrested with a black eye.....

 

[printcraft]

All joking aside he has a pretty good record as a receiver.
He's must have the stickiest hands in the NFL.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

All joking aside he has a pretty good record as a receiver.
He's must have the stickiest hands in the NFL.

This is a good point. Maybe that wasn't Vasoline in those jars. Maybe he was stocking up for the game.

 

[1775usmarine]

You all have gone pretty soft.

 

[chezuki]

You all have gone pretty soft.

Don't be so hard on us.

 

[printcraft]

Don't be so hard on us.

This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

There is a lot of stiff competition on INGO. It's hard to pull ahead of the pack.

 

[chezuki]

This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

There is a lot of stiff competition on INGO. It's hard to pull ahead of the pack.

It's only by a stroke of luck that I came this far!

 

[hopper68]

2 jars of lubricant = 1 for each hand. Its like your regular lover and her/his best friend. And in a public place no less. I guess the while driving grope got to him . Just couldn't keep his hands off himself. Be glad it wasn't a stick shift.

 

[Joe G]

You all are killin' me here!

 

[printcraft]

It's only by a stroke of luck that I came this far!

I rechecked the thread, you came right after the OP with the second post.

 

[halfmileharry]

2 jars of lubricant = 1 for each hand. Its like your regular lover and her/his best friend. And in a public place no less. I guess the while driving grope got to him . Just couldn't keep his hands off himself. Be glad it wasn't a stick shift.

Sticky Shift now

 

[rambone]

"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home."

The rep continued, "There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."

Read more: New York Jets Star Kellen Winslow Jr. -- Masturbated In Target Parking Lot ... Witness Says | TMZ.com
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[A_Brit_In_Indy]

"What a Jerk!!"

 

[tmfinney]

You all have gone pretty soft.

Wow, this thread went limp!

At least the guy was stopped before he had too many men on the field.