Obama is trying his best

[jamil]

Dow Jones on GW Bush's last day in office: 8,281
Dow Jones close this past Wednesday: 15,409

Not bad for a Kenyan socialist.

Obama's genious monitary policy has obviously lead to this remarkable market performance. He has managed to pump money into it from thin air. It's nothing short of a miracle. Eventually I believe the unemployment rate will be 0% if only we could give him a third term.

I think he may be, not just the best president ever, but even the best leader the world has ever known. We are so fortunate to have him. I can't wait until he's elected as leader of the whole world. Then we will finally have world peace.

 

[printcraft]

 

[steveh_131]

what does one call a parody of a parody?

 

[printcraft]

what does one call a parody of a parody?

 

[steveh_131]

 

[Expat]

We are so lucky to have a President that cares so much about us.

 

[churchmouse]

He cares so much he has his entire staff working overtime to cover up all the scandels so we will not have our feelings hurt.

 

[Expat]

If only he can get another Democrat House and Senate, the joy he will be able to bring us all, will really be astounding.

 

[ghuns]

 

[Cygnus]

Obama's genious monitary policy has obviously lead to this remarkable market performance. He has managed to pump money into it from thin air. It's nothing short of a miracle. Eventually I believe the unemployment rate will be 0% if only we could give him a third term.

I think he may be, not just the best president ever, but even the best leader the world has ever known. We are so fortunate to have him. I can't wait until he's elected as leader of the whole world. Then we will finally have world peace.

We are so lucky to have a President that cares so much about us.

That's what I'm talking about! Preach on brothers!

 

[IUprof]

I'm assuming the OP was supposed to be in purple font!

Just bought the book "The Amateur" by Edward Klein... I think that sums it up pretty well.

 

[ghuns]

I'm assuming the OP was supposed to be in purple font!

Just bought the book "The Amateur" by Edward Klein... I think that sums it up pretty well.

Heretic! Stone him! Stone him! Stone him!

Blasphemy against Obamessiah must be dealt with harshly

 

[Expat]

Hopefully we can get everyone to agree to have him just be President for life. That two term limit thing is racist and unfair.

 

[Armed-N-Ready]

He just really likes our president. I think his faith is a bit misplaced but who am I to judge?

I'd like to think this post is sarcasm but given that he is serving his second term, there are people out there that believe this to be true. IDIOCRACY is here.

 

[steveh_131]

I'd like to think this post is sarcasm but given that he is serving his second term, there are people out there that believe this to be true. IDIOCRACY is here.

printcraft also voted for Nancy Pelosi, it turns out.

 

[hrearden]

Thanks guys, this is the funniest s#it Ive seen all day. Expat, man, youre crackin me up.

 

[printcraft]

printcraft also voted for Nancy Pelosi, it turns out.

She sends a tingle up and down my leg.

 

[jamil]

Obama's genious monitary policy has obviously lead to this remarkable market performance. He has managed to pump money into it from thin air. It's nothing short of a miracle. Eventually I believe the unemployment rate will be 0% if only we could give him a third term.

I think he may be, not just the best president ever, but even the best leader the world has ever known. We are so fortunate to have him. I can't wait until he's elected as leader of the whole world. Then we will finally have world peace.

Hopefully we can get everyone to agree to have him just be President for life. That two term limit thing is racist and unfair.

Comrade Expat, you're thinking too small. It would indeed be racist and unfair for the US to keep him all to ourselves. He has taught us so much about societal evolution and how the needs of the collective are more important than individual liberty. Only after the world elects him Grand Poohbah will the taste of Hope and Change truly be brought to the masses.

 

[Duke Short]

Is this the best we can do ?

I know this is really some sort of set up so folks on this forum will actually post what they really want to say. Then we get watched, stalked, brown shirted, put on "the list" , IRS bells ring, possibly get shunned by the Amish, and patted down or groped by the TSA. Yea doing a great job-I don't have one, my taxes have gone up, so has everything else except what should. The country is more divided now than it has been since the 1960's. Now I must go to the can and think then to the man cave where I can have happy thoughts.

 

[Cygnus]

printcraft also voted for Nancy Pelosi, it turns out.

And she hasn't been able to stop smiling since!

I am with Printcraft on Obama but not with him on Nancy.
She gives me a wicked case of turtlitis!