Ok, fess up. Who gets naked when you poop?

[OakRiver]

 

[IndyTom]

"General off-topic NON-FIREARMS related discussion goes here! PS: No Politics!"

Aside from this area I'm pretty sure that we still have plenty of firearms related discussion.

But how do you make it out of the Break Room? I keep trying but there is always more s**t to read about!

 

[ccomstock001]

Someone at work a few months ago asked me if I had ever heard of people who stand up after pooping to wipe. Apparently that is a thing too.

 

[PistolBob]

What ....the....actual...hell....

 

[red_zr24x4]

Had a cousin who refused to sit in a port-a-pot, he would stand on the tank and hover over the hole

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Had a cousin who refused to sit in a port-a-pot, he would stand on the tank and hover over the hole

Now that is something I can identify with.

 

[Whosyer]

One of my duties as team leader at my old job, was to fill in for folks that needed a potty break. One guy always took forever to get back. Finally , after a discussion about the length of his absence from the line, he explained. Yep. Number 1 or number 2, he stripped down to his socks and used the stall. Apparently his mom made him do this as a child, to ensure he didn't get anything on his clothes.

 

[Thor]

None of these mental issues would have survived a high adventure boy scout outing let alone the military...they would all have been sorted out on the first deployment, and section 8'd.

 

[NHT3]

What if you had an emergency at Wal-Mart?. Seems it would be difficult and possibly illegal but what do I know?

 

[Vigilant]

What if you had an emergency at Wal-Mart?. Seems it would be difficult and possibly illegal but what do I know?

Not to mention, downright creepy!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Some of those "people of Walmart" pictures I've seen, I doubt you'd raise any eyebrows if you stripped down and pinched one off in the aisle.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Some of those "people of Walmart" pictures I've seen, I doubt you'd raise any eyebrows if you stripped down and pinched one off in the aisle.

Saw that on an old episode of Tosh.0

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Why doesn't that surprise me ?

 

[hopper68]

My boss has a young daughter (about 3 I think) who exclaimed the other day, "Daddy, I pooped real fast. I'm a genius!" He did not know what that means nor do I.

 

[vitamink]

My boss has a young daughter (about 3 I think) who exclaimed the other day, "Daddy, I pooped real fast. I'm a genius!" He did not know what that means nor do I.

Are you implying she’s not a genius? If so, then shame on you sir...shame on you.

 

[hopper68]

Next 1500 we need someone to go around and ask for recommendations for a poop knife.

Strange thought of the day, is there blood on Rhino's poop knife?

 

[RugerRog]

Interesting read. Next time my kids say Dad you're weird, I'm going to show them this thread. I drop my pants to my ankles, off the floor especially in public restroom, and slightly pull up the shirt so that it doesnt get in the way. I've never heard of people striping to poo....that is different. Since we went here, I do have a slight phobia of public toilets if I have to sit, gives me the willies. I have to line the seat too. I've seen guys get their poop in places I dont know how they got it there, and sometimes there are stains on the back of the seat. WTF. eeeewwwww.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Strange thought of the day, is there blood on Rhino's poop knife?

Bwah hah hah hah hah!!!!

Sorry, purple pachyderm....

 

[chezuki]

Interesting read. Next time my kids say Dad you're weird, I'm going to show them this thread. I drop my pants to my ankles, off the floor especially in public restroom, and slightly pull up the shirt so that it doesnt get in the way. I've never heard of people striping to poo....that is different. Since we went here, I do have a slight phobia of public toilets if I have to sit, gives me the willies. I have to line the seat too. I've seen guys get their poop in places I dont know how they got it there, and sometimes there are stains on the back of the seat. WTF. eeeewwwww.

Some of ingo will crucify for the pants at ankles method, though I am not among them.

 

[RugerRog]

Some of ingo will crucify for the pants at ankles method, though I am not among them.

lol, Thanks.