OMG! What did you do during the great INGO outage?

[Mr Evilwrench]

Bookface? Next thing you'll be claiming there's a place where we can find answers to questions that are asked frequently. I fixed the brakes on the Cadillac enough it could be driven, went up and had the Exposition or whatever it is towed back here, then went and bought an alternator for it. The autozone guy actually asked if was a car flipper. No, they're just all breaking now. 502: Bad Gateway. Bad gateway, BAD! (smack on nose with rolled up newspaper)

 

[JetGirl]

I was entertained by a rabbit watching Pulp Fiction.

 

[chezuki]

Perfected the Double Rubber Bullet Bolo round to be sent to Ferguson

What a dumbass... Everyone knows rubber bullets look like this:

 

[OakRiver]

I wept tears of blood, lamented, and went to work

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

OooooOooh and that [bad word] alternator was $200. I think the last one I had done professionally was $234. I shudder to think what the labor would cost me.

 

[Cemetery-man]

Buried someone!

 

[printcraft]

I devised a carefully crafted conspiracy theory about how the PTB had taken INGO down so firmly that it was never coming back.

Then it came back…

And I had to shred then burn that conspiracy theory.

During the downtime I invented a shreder shreder that shreds shreders in need of shreding after they have shreded the shreding materials.

 

[pudly]

Perfected the Double Rubber Bullet Bolo round to be sent to Ferguson

Did you send them to the HuffPo reporter in Ferguson?

 

[JetGirl]

During the downtime I invented a shreder shreder that shreds shreders in need of shreding after they have shreded the shreding materials.

Sell it to Lois Lerner?

 

[printcraft]

Sell it to Lois Lerner?

Brilliant! .irs contract here I come!

 

[Kentuckyblue]

Got some reloading done and snoozed some more.

 

[JetGirl]

Brilliant!

I know, right?
You're welcome.

 

[KG1]

I got explosive diarrhea for two hours straight.

 

[Cldedhnds]

I actually cooked a meal without using the microwave and painted my house!! Amazing what you can do with a little INGO downtime.

 

[findingZzero]

This worked for about an hour.

When those scary feelings of abandonment returned I donned sack cloth and ashes. Then I rent them garments and burned my hair (on the sides).

Following all that I took 2 doggies for as 6 miler in the woods. Got rained on, went home and had breakfast. Restored sound to my new reformatted Win7 HD by finding an odd dialog box and set to default (who knew). Took a nap. Trying now to unhijack my search engine from Astromenda, but will take a Costco break and stock up on stuff b4 they close. Installing stuff from scratch comes with all sortsa hjjackers if you don't pay attention. Still can't get my Winxp printer to scan. Then I will catch up on the Sunday morn news shows (w/o David Gregory who I thought was the best thing since Tim Russert died). Finally, I will take an overdose of barbiturate and booze since i just remembered last nights fourth quarter. My life is very full right now. Robin Williams once said "life isn't for everyone."
Wow! That sounds pretty bleak. Scratch that. I'l just take a shower.

 

[Stschil]

Did you send them to the HuffPo reporter in Ferguson?

I did. And on Twitter w/him tagged and #'d too.

 

[EyeCarry]

i watched Terminator II, love that fatboy harley and arnold's levergun

 

[Lammchop93]

Slept in.

 

[PaulF]

I posted about religion, and bumped my ad 400 times!

 

[Snapdragon]

I posted about religion, and bumped my ad 400 times!