People (ACORN/Census) tooling around the neighborhood!

[Boilers]

I sit here with CCTV. I thought it odd when someone was walking down the middle of the street.

Now some guy in front of my house with a handheld device.

Time to turn on the sprinklers. (They'll be on in 30 minutes anyways)

So, that's three people in three days.

....

Once I got up there, a stupid squirrel was sitting on porch. My dog's arch enemy.

So, I loosed her on it...

 

[Dryden]

How's your dog do with wandering trespassers?

 

[Boilers]

She's getting better. Especially if I can get them to don a fluffy tail and stuff a walnut in their mouth!

 

[Joe Williams]

Kept waiting for someone to set their dog on me when I was working the Census. Couldn't wait to see the look on their face when I shot it dead. Never happened, though

 

[LEaSH]

Squirrels seem to know how to taunt dogs that can't get to them.

But it only takes once for the dog to surprise it, then it's history.

 

[Dryden]

She's getting better. Especially if I can get them to don a fluffy tail and stuff a walnut in their mouth!

Don't stuff it in their mouths. I'm sure you can come up with a much more appropriate location.

 

[Boilers]

an Acorn would be more apropos, I suppose.

 

[Bill of Rights]

an Acorn would be more apropos, I suppose.

Yeah, but it's not near big enough to do what you want. Maybe try a coconut?

 

[No Time to Shoot]

Yeah, but it's not near big enough to do what you want. Maybe try a coconut?

I was thinking a pineapple... I know it's not a nut but would accomplish the goal.