Prostate check

[DragonGunner]

Well I'm going to the Doc for a check, first time and can't wait......guy at work asks who my Doctor is. Don't know, don't have family doctor so the clinic picked one, find out when I get there. My friend says check his fingers when he comes in the room, bad news if he has long fingers or thick ones like my doctor. He's 6' 4" and has huge fingers, every time I go get a check he smiles at me while showing the finger.........OMG.

 

[Expat]

First time... wow. Get nervous when he is in there and you feel both hands on your shoulders...

 

[eatsnopaste]

I get mine checked with my yearly physical and every 6 months at the dentist...not sure what's up with that....

 

[Redtbird]

First time my Nurse Practioner said she was going to check my prostate, I looked at her and asked, "What? You're not going to buy me dinner first? Sheesh!"

She laughed and pulled on the dreaded blue glove and said, "Bend over and drop 'em!"

Last time I was in, she said it was time for another exam. I replied, "Well, okay. But that will cost you $50.00!"

I'm afraid that one of these times she isn't going to use the Kentucky Jelly...

Yikes!

 

[Rayne]

You guys...it's a good thing you don't have to go through what gals do. You'd never survive. What's the big deal, you poop things bigger than your finger?

 

[hoosierdoc]

You guys...it's a good thing you don't have to go through what gals do. You'd never survive. What's the big deal, you poop things bigger than your finger?

Oh please, we don't get nice comfy chairs to hold our legs, posters on the ceiling, feng shui decor, perfumes, etc... We have to stand and hope the doc can get his finger to extend at the knuckle enough to squeeze between the other stuff to be able to get to what he wants without lifting us off of the floor

 

[kwatters]

Because it is supposed to be a one way street! DUH!

 

[xM3RC1L3SS1x]

Exit only!

 

[DragonGunner]

Just got back....facetime my wife at work and she asked how it went....with a smile.....I said.."Well I still know I'm not gay." I heard her and people I didn't see
in the office cracking up....I always forget she has other people around her.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I'm afraid that one of these times she isn't going to use the Kentucky Jelly...

Yikes!

You get a meal with your exam? All I know is I dont like KY Jelly. I had to stay in the hospital once and thats the only kind of jelly I could find for my biscuit. Man that stuff tastes nasty.

To this day I'm still not sure what flavor that stuff was supposed to be.

Hospital food sucks.

 

[Que]

Why do I alway laugh at these threads?

 

[GPD177]

Is it bad if all you need to do is bend over and let them shine a light up there to see whatever they need to see? They said something about a blown out O ring, not sure what that is all about. I should have asked them about my busted moisture separation valve.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Is it bad if all you need to do is bend over and let them shine a light up there to see whatever they need to see? They said something about a blown out O ring, not sure what that is all about. I should have asked them about my busted moisture separation valve.

Only if you hear your doctor's voice echo while he is checking.

 

[rgrimm01]

My last time, I think he lost his ring half way through the exam and spent the rest of time searching. Near as I could tell, he thought it was in my abdomen somewhere. I am pretty sure he lifted me of the floor twice.

 

[Ltrain]

My family doctor wouldn't do mine. The nurse said you're kind of a big guy and doc has small hands so I had to go to a urologist to get mine checked. And yes I know I'm still not gay too! Lol

 

[pute62]

My doctor has short fat fingers but thats not so bad. I just thought it was strange that he had both hands on my shoulders while he did the exam.

 

[chezuki]

My doctor has short fat fingers but thats not so bad. I just thought it was strange that he had both hands on my shoulders while he did the exam.

Joke Dupe.

First time... wow. Get nervous when he is in there and you feel both hands on your shoulders...

 

[phylodog]

A friend of my Dad's went in for his first time. I guess once things were underway the Dr asked "is that any more uncomfortable than normal?" To which my Dad's friend replied "well I don't normally let people do this to me!" Lol

 

[Bunnykid68]

I love it when they tell you to relax, I mean, really? relax? You just put a glove on while holding the largest tube of KY jelly I have ever seen after telling me to drop trow and bend over. Are we making a porno here or what?

 

[churchmouse]

You guys...it's a good thing you don't have to go through what gals do. You'd never survive. What's the big deal, you poop things bigger than your finger?

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