9) Why the hell do you carry a gun? Because it won’t carry me.
When I OC and I get asked questions, I only say one sentence, and then walk off.
"I'm open carrying my gun because it makes me feel better about myself because I have a small penis."
Answers for questions 1-12, punch to the face!
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Dude. I might have to quote you in my sig, minus the purple.
"I'm open carrying my gun because it makes me feel better about myself because I have a small penis."
Dude. I might have to quote you in my sig, minus the purple.
Not funny!
So, what should I start the bidding at?Not funny!
Answers for questions 1-12, punch to the face!
Brilliant!Q: Why do you carry that? Are you expecting trouble?
A: Nope. When I'm expecting trouble I carry a rifle or a shotgun. This is for the trouble I'm NOT expecting.