That sounds awesome... Want to help me build one? Looking at buying a house now!My wife insists on a moat. I'm not even joking, a ditch 4-6 feet deep, filled with water (and frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their foreheads), and preferably with a stone or brick fence outside of that, and a nice hedge of thornbushes on the inside. I'm almost not looking forward to buying a house anymore, the more I think about it.
You know what I hear?I had to get up early so I couldn't get drunk enough.
You get in trouble if you booby trap your lawn against cars FYI
You get in trouble if you booby trap your lawn against cars FYI
im looking for the, I was driving down the road in my jack up truck and saw some stupid lawn ornaments thread?
Actually, booby traps are only illegal when used against people.
Actually, booby traps are only illegal when used against people.
The moat should be outside the curtain wall in order to make it harder to climb from the outside. I recommend a drawbridge, a gatehouse, barbican (with murder holes) and portcullis, as well as bastions at the corners.
Actually, I prefer Claymores with trip-wires! ...should that have been purple?
It wasn't me. I was drunk last night but didn't leave the house. Well, I don't think I left the house.
Werent you on duty last night??
Too soon?
Took you (or anyone else) long enough!
or some of us see nothing wrong with it... nothing wrong with a few cocktails while working...
Took you (or anyone else) long enough!