Some guy put Andy's gun down his pants against his twigs & berries!

[tommyj223]

not that my opinions matter but i wouldnt hand a stranger my new 1911,at least not without an id and cash in my hand.

 

[LionWeight]

First thing I would ask is what was said to "Mr Berries"? I would probably at least replied "DUDE.....EEEEWWW". Did his eyes blink quickly and did he shudder? Where did you put it when he handed it back? It's not just the gun you have to be worried about it's your holster. Unless it's your "pocket" gun. Since it's stainless just soak it in bore cleaner for 27 1/2 hrs and you should be ok. But the holster is trash. Don't even try to clean that up. I don't blame you for not smelling it. I wouldn't even think about doing that. What was he thinking?????

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Was there any duck butter and alfalfa sprouts when he gave it back?

 

[MACHINEGUN]

Dumbest thread on INGO ever, congratulations!

 

[finn]

If you start getting an itchy trigger finger, the guy probably had crabs.

 

[__Doc_]

hoppe's9 cleans anything, especially ball juice

 

[Tydeeh22]

i vote you just sandblast and cerakote it. to be sure,

 

[Hookeye]

If he rubs his balls with a Ruger 1911 he probably wipes his arse with a Taurus version


Smith or Colt..... a Ruger 'taint.

 

[Hookeye]

Body fluid contaminated guns- did one with IPA soak and then Citrus 2 Medical Cleaner followed by Gunscrubber.

 

[bingley]

couple of days in uncooked rice outta do it

Do not cook the rice afterwards. Regard it as hazmat and dispose of it accordingly.

Whatever sanitizing procedures you use, be sure to bring in a priest of some sort to purify the gun. This is beyond the science of microbiology.

 

[Hookeye]

One gun...........soiled

(OK, somebody take the Frank Ozz party balloon pic and photoshop a Ruger 1911 on his pen).

 

[Whosyer]

I'd boil his junk for 20-30 minutes with a splash of iodine. That should teach him.

Fixed that for ya.

 

[bubba16430]

If you start getting an itchy trigger finger, the guy probably had crabs.

HAHAHA, This thread is full of WIN!

 

[TiminMishawaka]

And this is why I carry a revolver with a 3 inch barrel. They don't have that long smooth slide with which random dudes pleasure themselves. This experience really makes the case for front serrations, doesn't it?

 

[Tydeeh22]

oh lord. now i have heard it all

 

[JohnP82]

WOW, just wow. Who the hell would do such a thing?

Unless, maybe he was hoping to make you want to sell it since they are so [STRIKE]hard [/STRIKE] difficult to find.
Seriously though, that is just messed up.

 

[Caleb]

This boarder lines unbelievable...dude, that's just gross...

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Condolences, man.

 

[Goodcat]

Hopefull it didn't get any GTD's

 

[melensdad]

I've see lots of strange things at the cigar lounge but I have to tell you that yesterday's happenings were among the most bizarre ever.

So now that the shock has worn off, let's get the REAL STORY out there.

We have the big leather chairs and a coffee table and I'm sitting at one, next to me is Andy219, to Andy's right is a non-gunner named Mike who we talk with all the time. To Mike's right, and directly across from me is Juan (INGO = 9mmJV). Tony, another non-INGO cigar smoker, is standing and talking. Basically we are all sitting/standing around the square coffee table. Using good/safe gun handling skills we all are passing around Andy's guns, making sure not to sweep anyone with a muzzle, etc.

Andy puts the guns back in the cases (he had a 50 cal Desert Eagle and the now infamous Ruger SR1911 with him) and sets them to his side.

The conversation continues while "that guy" walks in, goes into the store area and buys some smokes. Tony walks out of the lounge. "That guy" walks in from the store side and joins our ongoing gun conversation.

• He seems like a pretty normal guy in his late 40's to mid 50's.
• He seems to be a possible INGO recruit.
• He seems knowledgable about guns. :yes way:
• He talks about 1911s with some level of authority.
• We all continue chatting and he pretty much fit right it to the group.
• So it seems like we have a new gun friend.

And then it happens. "That guy" asks Andy if he can see the gun. Innocently Andy opens the box, pulls out the Ruger, clears it, hands it over to "that guy" who immediately sweeps Juan about a dozen times with the muzzle and starts talking about his new Colt Gold Cup and . . . his techniques for shopping at gun shows . . . and his dislike of holsters. Just about that time I was about to show him my CrossBreed Super Tuck Deluxe but then he lifts his shirt, says "this is how I carry" and drives the muzzle of that pristine Ruger down between his undershorts and up against his skin to his nether regions, muzzle to Nair-hair contact ensued.

But wait, there's more

It should be noted that upon 'insertion' there were 4 stunned guys sitting around that table who just experienced Dick Cheney's "SHOCK AND AWE" and went speechless. So while our jaws are locked in disbelief "that guy" continues . . .

So then "that guy" pulls out the gun and to proved that its a secure way to carry it, he re-inserts it again. And then he wiggles it around down there, making sure to fully experience the cold steel sensation. He pulls his shirt down to cover, he lifts it up to expose his ample belly, covers it again, and then while its still 'down there' he tells us that he just got off Lake Michigan from an all night salmon fishing trip and he's been cleaning fish . . . so now we all know that not only is Andy's gun tainted and abused, but also "that guy" is filthy too.

Then he pulls the gun from his privates, hands it back to Andy, and walks out the door. Thanking us for chatting with him, and being totally clueless.

The entire tragic event took maybe a minute? Seemed like an hour.

During the tragic event 4 people sat silent and dumfounded. Seriously, Dick Cheney style SHOCK & AWE dumbfounded.

After "that guy" got out the door the ice was broken by the only non-gunner in the group. Mike, normally the most talkative of the bunch, looks around and asks: 'Is it normal gun etiquette to shove someone else's gun down your crotch?'​

Needless to say, I never showed him my CrossBreed Super Tuck Deluxe!​

And that folks is the whole story.

I swear by my keyboard and all that is sacred at INGO that it is the full and honest truth.