Some guy put Andy's gun down his pants against his twigs & berries!

[LANShark42]

ok since hairs come in different thicknesses we need to know something. is it a hair off going by a very fine old ladies hair or a thick pube? i figured someone had to ask.

Well, it's obviously not off by a c**t hair.

 

[Caleb]

ok since hairs come in different thicknesses we need to know something. is it a hair off going by a very fine old ladies hair or a thick pube? i figured someone had to ask.

it was a man pube hair...by the sheer thickness and stubbornness of it to remove and the multiple eye witnesses who saw the whole thing unfold.

 

[melensdad]

Gosh this was a funny ... I need to make the next cigar night at the clubhouse!!!

Are you invited?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Are you invited?

Tsssssssssssssss. Ouch!

 

[GhostofWinter]

Are you invited?

OF COURSE!! I mean afterall you know how much you LOVE the grape cigars he smokes.

 

[ModernGunner]

I'm sorry Andy, but there is simply no way to properly clean and/or disinfect what is now a completely useless handgun.

Please PM me immediately, I will send you my home address and, however difficult, I will 'properly' dispose of that now infected and worthless piece of metal.

 

[pudly]

Too late. He already sold it.

 

[ModernGunner]

Too late. He already sold it.

Well, I believe the CDC has stated that it's 'illegal' to sell an infected firearm, so now... confiscation!

 

[Ericpwp]

The dirty pistol was sold?!

That dirty pistol was bought!

Well, it's obviously not off by a c**t hair.

I could be... I don't think anyone checked. Can someone verify?

 

[hopper68]

If someone offers to sell you a SR1911, do you ask for some sort of documentation showing that Andy never owned it? Do you swab all potential guns for DNA?

 

[aaron580]

If someone offers to sell you a SR1911, do you ask for some sort of documentation showing that Andy never owned it? Do you swab all potential guns for DNA?

I bring a DNA kit with me every time I go to buy one

 

[StumpyPete]

i took it out of circulation and have no plans to sell it so you guys are safe.

 

[dieselrealtor]

Viking funeral

 

[GhostofWinter]

i took it out of circulation and have no plans to sell it so you guys are safe.

Does it still have a 'hair' trigger?? LOL

 

[actaeon277]

Viking funeral

I work in a steel mill. We can make this happen.

Well, no we can't, cause it's against the law.
Only the police can come in and dump guns into the furnace.
(and make grown men cry)

 

[sharkey]

I work in a steel mill. We can make this happen.

Well, no we can't, cause it's against the law.
Only the police can come in and dump guns into the furnace.
(and make grown men cry)

What if you were on a Viking boat, navigating the fiery rivers of Hel, and had an accident?

 

[actaeon277]

What if you were on a Viking boat, navigating the fiery rivers of Hel, and had an accident?

And had an accident that dropped the guns into the furnace?
Then I'd probably still be arrested.
They are very unforgiving of that.

 

[IN_Sheepdog]

Are you invited?

I am ALWAYS invited... just rarely show!!! you know it isn't the same without the scrumptious fruity smell of grape vineyards wafting through the semi opaque air...

 

[dieselrealtor]

What if you were on a Viking boat, navigating the fiery rivers of Hel, and had an accident?

The boating accident always a possibility of a past event

 

[Caleb]

Does it still have a 'hair' trigger?? LOL

It's a wind indicator...duh!