Spilled bottle of Hoppe's =

[dmarsh8]

Eau de Hoppes is truely a male aphrodisiac. If I ever found a woman that found Hoppes to be a sexy aroma, I'd marry her!

I did. figured she was a keeper!!

 

[calcot7]

Thank god I had a bottle within reach after reading your post!

 

[calcot7]

"Wait a minute, what's that I smell on your breath there BOY?" said my father.

 

[michaeladkins]

I always put on a few dabs of Hoppes before a date. The ladies go wild. Talk about the Axe Effect! Ain't nothin' compared to Hoppes! I'm running out of lube! Where do you think they got "Love Potion Number Nine" from?

HAHA! Priceless. Lookout Friday night!

 

[Hookeye]

If she doesn't like the smell of Hoppe's in the house, break a bottle of fox pee in the basement......a big bottle.

 

[45fan]

Eau de Hoppes is truly a male aphrodisiac. If I ever found a woman that found Hoppes to be a sexy aroma, I'd marry her!

My wife does love the smell of Hoppe's. She even bought a few of the car air fresheners for the both of us. Unfortunately it would probably be cheaper, and last longer if you just spilled a little in the heater vent from time to time.

 

[Mark 1911]

I accidentally spilled some Hoppes yesterday while cleaning a couple of rifles after some range time on Sunday. There wasn't much left in the bottle anyway, but I spilled enough to fill the basement with the fine aroma of Hoppes. Just can't understand why the wiffy doesn't appreciate Hoppes as an air freshener.

 

[3point2]

I accidentally spilled some Hoppes yesterday while cleaning a couple of rifles after some range time on Sunday. There wasn't much left in the bottle anyway, but I spilled enough to fill the basement with the fine aroma of Hoppes. Just can't understand why the wiffy doesn't appreciate Hoppes as an air freshener.

...it smelled like...victory.

 

[Cygnus]

Ya know it's not such a bad thing. The smell isn't so bad after an hour or so. Almost like an air freshener. Heck when I first read this I thought it was about you spilling a beer! A much more serious offense and topic!