The 2020 General Election Thread

[NKBJ]

Thanks for the reminder.
One week to go for retaking our vows!

 

[Alpo]

Thanks for the reminder.
One week to go for retaking our vows!

Get a pre-nup this time. I'm afraid you're going to lose the house (and the Senate ).

I wonder where the Presidential Library will be? It will be small, I'm sure......

 

[OakRiver]

Build back better, sounds an awful lot like make America great again.

It's the Chinese knock-off version

 

[OakRiver]

Thanks for the reminder.
One week to go for retaking our vows!

Congratulations!!

 

[NKBJ]

Our pre-nup was just as my bride to be relayed to her momma.
That I promised not to beat her, except on Saturdays, with pasta.

 

[NKBJ]

Congratulations!!

Thanks! It's been the best thirty years of my life.

 

[OakRiver]

Thanks! It's been the best thirty years of my life.

We've talked about renewing ours at the 10 year mark, but no definite plans yet.

 

[Alpo]

We've talked about renewing ours at the 10 year mark, but no definite plans yet.

Going into year 50. If I had really thought about it being a life sentence, I might have opted for a hanging.

 

[jamil]

Aren't we past the feigned pearl-clutching period?

There is an election at hand. Nits won't make a difference to anyone. Really just wasted electrons posting that stuff here.

That Biden doesn’t have an original idea is only nits to desperate Biden supporters. Face it. Her not voting for Biden because of his grand ideas or pithy wit. It’s only because he ain’t Trump.

 

[jamil]

It reminded me of this:

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter;

“But,” she said, “this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit o’ better butter
Will make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit o’ butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit o’ better butter.





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Let’s start a gofundme to pay off the poor schmuck in charge of Joe’s teleprompter. I would love for him to try to recite that in a speech. But the sad part. No one will notice. It’ll sound like standard Joe babble.

 

[Alpo]

That Biden doesn’t have an original idea is only nits to desperate Biden supporters. Face it. Her not voting for Biden because of his grand ideas or pithy wit. It’s only because he ain’t Trump.

You've said it: He's not Trump. I would have voted for a toaster rather than MagaDon.

 

[OakRiver]

Mailed ballots being dumped, safeguards to verify signatures being removed, and now:

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

You've said it: He's not Trump. I would have voted for a toaster rather than MagaDon.

I know folks from Venezuela that said the same thing as they pulled the handle to vote for Hugo Chaves - instead of The Other Guy (long forgotten). They lived to regret the day that they ever had that thought. Please think twice.

 

[jamil]

You've said it: He's not Trump. I would have voted for a toaster rather than MagaDon.

Well, okay. I think your toaster doesn't know when it's time to stop toasting. Joe can't even acknowledge that the left *can* go to far, let along figure out where that point is.

 

[Alpo]

I know folks from Venezuela that said the same thing as they pulled the handle to vote for Hugo Chaves - instead of The Other Guy (long forgotten). They lived to regret the day that they ever had that thought. Please think twice.

Cool story, bro.

 

[jamil]

When you have insane social justice shoved up your ass, I'll try not to say I told you so. Actually. I think I won't be able to. It'll be prohibited speech.

 

[Alpo]

Well, okay. I think your toaster doesn't know when it's time to stop toasting. Joe can't even acknowledge that the left *can* go to far, let along figure out where that point is.

The Monte Hall theorem says that you should always switch doors after the first round.

 

[OakRiver]

Biden still copying British politicians I see

This is why people are skeptical of his ability to reign in the far left members of the Democrat party. The man hasn't had a thought or an idea of his own in decades, if ever. He is just an empty suit, bereft of any independent thought.

 

[Alpo]

You ARE married, aren't you?

My wife doesn't allow me to have "independent thought".

Maybe yours is different.....

 

[jamil]

The Monte Hall theorem says that you should always switch doors after the first round.

That doesn't mean anything. It's not a rebutal. Do you think the left can go to far? Are there vivid examples of them going too far in this country now? If so, do you have any evidence that Joe is aware of it? Or if he's aware, does he acknowledge it? If he acknowleges it, has he proposed any solutions? Or is it toasters all the way down?