The Cashier at Lowe's Hates Me

[Dr.Midnight]

We have a forum with dooms day preppers and guys that practice with their guns like Red Dawn is going to become real, but dear God don't mention anything you do to try and stay healthy. That's just plain silly.

 

[chezuki]

We have a forum with dooms day preppers and guys that practice with their guns like Red Dawn is going to become real, but dear God don't mention anything you do to try and stay healthy. That's just plain silly.

Exercising you immune system is a great way to stay healthy.




Ooh! I found some rusty pliers on the ground!!

 

[88GT]

We have a forum with dooms day preppers and guys that practice with their guns like Red Dawn is going to become real, but dear God don't mention anything you do to try and stay healthy. That's just plain silly.

That's not trying to stay healthy. That's being neurotic.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm thinking I should pre-pay for some flowers for your funeral. Which funeral home are you planning to provide your upcoming services?

Exercising you immune system is a great way to stay healthy.




Ooh! I found some rusty pliers on the ground!!

 

[chezuki]

I'm thinking I should pre-pay for some flowers for your funeral. Which funeral home are you planning to provide your upcoming services?

Just donate the money to a charity to help counsel germaphobes.

 

[HoughMade]

We have a forum with dooms day preppers and guys that practice with their guns like Red Dawn is going to become real, but dear God don't mention anything you do to try and stay healthy. That's just plain silly.

Trying to stay healthy by babying your immune system?

I'd rather steel mine against the onslaught.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Just donate the money to a charity to help counsel germaphobes.

You sure you're not experiencing any low-grade fever or nausea yet?

 

[88GT]

Trying to stay healthy by babying your immune system?

I'd rather steel mine against the onslaught.

LOL. Reminds me of the times when we have get-togethers scheduled with other children who might be sniffly. I look at it as free vaccinations, without the pharmaceutical additives. Win-win, right?

 

[churchmouse]

LOL. Reminds me of the times when we have get-togethers scheduled with other children who might be sniffly. I look at it as free vaccinations, without the pharmaceutical additives. Win-win, right?

Kids have "Got" to eat some dirt....and a worm or 2.....just has to happen.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

That's not trying to stay healthy. That's being neurotic.

Hand sanitizer and not wanting tools covered in bodily fluid? Guilty as charged.

 

[churchmouse]

Hand sanitizer and not wanting tools covered in bodily fluid? Guilty as charged.

SSSssooooooooo.....you have never frequented a "Gentlemen's" club.

 

[femurphy77]

SSSssooooooooo.....you have never frequented a "Gentlemen's" club.

Personally I've never been to a "Gentlemen's" club.






I have been to more than my fair share of titty bars though!

 

[88GT]

Hand sanitizer and not wanting tools covered in bodily fluid? Guilty as charged.

We should take a poll of the local car repair places and see how many of them are concerned with bodily fluids on their tools.

 

[chezuki]

We should take a poll of the local car repair places and see how many of them are concerned with bodily fluids on their tools.

 

[88GT]

Implements? No?

Okay, car repair devices??

 

[churchmouse]

Personally I've never been to a "Gentlemen's" club.







I have been to more than my fair share of titty bars though!

Merely a lame attempt at being PC brother.......

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Well, if she's in the mood to lick stuff...

So, you didn't have parents that scheduled sleepovers with the kids that had measles, chicken pox, etc?

 

[actaeon277]

Hey OP,

oh no, Chez is goin die.

How do you know anything?

Live life and quit being such wussies.

I was thinking that they wouldn't even make it on a camp out.

I know. When moms started going on scout campouts, they were horrified.
Before that, cooks washed before cooking.
Everyone else, it was there own decision, which was "no".

We even drank out of the same cups. Soda pop bottles got passed around.
Oh the humanity.

Exercising you immune system is a great way to stay healthy.




Ooh! I found some rusty pliers on the ground!!

Well, if she's in the mood to lick stuff...

So, you didn't have parents that scheduled sleepovers with the kids that had measles, chicken pox, etc?

Yup.

 

[actaeon277]

We have a forum with dooms day preppers and guys that practice with their guns like Red Dawn is going to become real, but dear God don't mention anything you do to try and stay healthy. That's just plain silly.

Them's the risks you take.