The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[ArcadiaGP]

Well dang... I guess 20k isn't a big deal.

 

[jamil]

Well dang... I guess 20k isn't a big deal.

Nah. It's not a big deal until you hit the 22k mark. Maybe I'll start a 21,347 post club when Inget there.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Congratulations to the person who found the most threatening way to phrase this appeal

 

[Phase2]

 

[spencer rifle]

Where are the insects/snakes/non-furry-cuddly animals? What's with this speciesist crap?

 

[eldirector]

Switch the rabbit and horse, and we can remove one line.

Unless you are eating an Ikea-branded meatball.

 

[rob63]

I was driving down the road when this message popped up on the screen in my car. I thought it might be important, so I glanced down to read it. I couldn't help but think it was like a gag from Candid Camera or something, so I stopped to take a photo of it...

 

[printcraft]

I was driving down the road when this message popped up on the screen in my car. I thought it might be important, so I glanced down to read it. I couldn't help but think it was like a gag from Candid Camera or something, so I stopped to take a photo of it...

A message popped up while you were driving.... enticing you to look and the message..... and the message was "don't look while driving"?

That's some good decision making in the programming department.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[BugI02]

Congratulations to the person who found the most threatening way to phrase this appeal

I think he's an immigrant, so English as a 2nd etc. I heard he was a Slav - Vlad Dracul or something like that

 

[Old Prof]

My dad made one very similar back in the 80's. My sister did something that really made him mad. He went down to his workshop and created this masterpiece, complete with leather wrapped handle. The holes were 1 inch wide. He sanded it down, laquered it in clear and hung it on the basement door.

It was never used but thought of often.

I got nailed by one of these in 8th grade. Whoever made it for the teacher sanded it to a taper that was very thin on the end. It burned. And it was well deserved -- I was being a jerk.

 

[Old Prof]

Unfortunately that paddle could land you in some **** nowadays if someone found out you so much as threatened your kid with it.

I preferred getting spanked -- when it was over, all was good. The punishments I hated were the drawn out ones because the guilt persisted.

 

[Bigtanker]

Ah the ole' days when you had to work to find something better than the Sears catalog.

 

[actaeon277]

Not me.
I'm as innocent as new fallen snow.

 

[actaeon277]

I preferred getting spanked -- when it was over, all was good. The punishments I hated were the drawn out ones because the guilt persisted.

The worst punishment for me, one time my dad looked at me and said, "I'm disappointed in you son."

 

[MCgrease08]

Cinemax Scramble vision. I remember it well. "Oooh, I see a boob. Or maybe it's a cantelope."

Ah the ole' days when you had to work to find something better than the Sears catalog.

My mom used to get the Fredricks of Hollywood catalogue. I don't want to think about what she bought to get on that mailing list, but I sure did enjoy when one of these came to the mail box.

 

[actaeon277]

Cinemax Scramble vision. I remember it well. "Oooh, I see a boob. Or maybe it's a cantelope."



My mom used to get the Fredricks of Hollywood catalogue. I don't want to think about what she bought to get on that mailing list, but I sure did enjoy when one of these came to the mail box.

One of the things you don't want to think of as a kid, is that your parents are normal people.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[Hoosierdood]

One of the things you don't want to think of as a kid, is that your parents are normal people.

I can guarantee that my 4 kids know their parents are normal people. Actual comments from my kids...
-Ewwww, I just saw tongue.
-Dad, did you just grab moms boob?
-We heard you last night. Could you please keep it down?

Ya, my kids are already scarred for life.

 

[Bigtanker]

I can guarantee that my 4 kids know their parents are normal people. Actual comments from my kids...
-Ewwww, I just saw tongue.
-Dad, did you just grab moms boob?
-We heard you last night. Could you please keep it down?

Ya, my kids are already scarred for life.

My almost 9 yr old daughter is starting to pick up on my wife and I's ah.... eemm...... type of conversation.

Exact quote from dinner the other night.

Son : What do you want for dessert dad.
Me: I'll wait until you go to bed to have mine.
Daughter: He wants mommy for dessert!!
Me: You know it. Now go brush your teeth and get to bed.