The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[Kirk Freeman]

I can fix her!

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Lost Californian]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[DoggyDaddy]

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I literally LOL'd!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

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The lower left scenario should never happen. That's icky.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

 

[actaeon277]

The lower left scenario should never happen. That's icky.

which is why the lower right scenario

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[Hawkeye7br]

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I worked swing shift for years. 3 days on, 3 days off, 3 nights on, 3 nights off. Overtime meant working your middle day off...I would work Mon, Tues, Wed night shift, get off at 6 am Thursday. Back at work 6 am Friday for 12 hr shift. Had to sleep couple hrs Thu morning, get up at noon, drag ass around until 8 pm, go to bed so I could get up at 5 am for day shift. When I retired, I slept 11 hours a night for 2 years. True story.

 

[BugI02]

And?

 

[ancjr]

Gimlet.

 

[ancjr]

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[Max Volume]

 

[Max Volume]

 

[Max Volume]

 

[Plumbous]

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Worked nights for years, finally went to day shift last July. In Sept I broke my foot, on the job. In January emergency appendectomy. In May got rear-ended on the job. One week later, heart attack on the job. If I ever go back, I'm NOT working day shift. Some of us just seem to do better on caffeine, hate, alcohol, and ibuprofen.

 

[actaeon277]

Worked nights for years, finally went to day shift last July. In Sept I broke my foot, on the job. In January emergency appendectomy. In May got rear-ended on the job. One week later, heart attack on the job. If I ever go back, I'm NOT working day shift. Some of us just seem to do better on caffeine, hate, alcohol, and ibuprofen.

Wow dude.

But did you ever think, it woulda happened on shifts?
(edit, I worked shift work, not nights, so I never go used to a single shift)

It's been a year and a half retired, and I'm still trying to adjust to day shifts.
Quarter to one, and I guess tonight's not the day either.
But I'm still enjoying it.

 

[Max Volume]

Worked nights for years, finally went to day shift last July. In Sept I broke my foot, on the job. In January emergency appendectomy. In May got rear-ended on the job. One week later, heart attack on the job. If I ever go back, I'm NOT working day shift. Some of us just seem to do better on caffeine, hate, alcohol, and ibuprofen.

Yeah, being forced into days definitely causes health issues when the old bod is used to nights. When it happened to me it was afib with a renal infarct. Blood clot to the kidney. Only instance of afib even after 12 years of constant EKG's because I switched to
a different job in the same company where I could have my beloved nights back.