The "I'm Leaving Because ___________" Thread

[churchmouse]

.....I am invisible. You never know when I am here or not.......

Pants are optional.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

.....I am invisible. You never know when I am here or not.......:shady

Pants are optional.

Are you sure about that? Not that it's enforceable, but I thought the rule was quite explicit.

 

[churchmouse]

Are you sure about that? Not that it's enforceable, but I thought the rule was quite explicit.

Saturday afternoon they are optional.
In 9 minutes the rules will be strictly enforced.

No pants Saturday evening will be in full effect.

Oops...8 minutes now....

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Saturday afternoon they are optional.
In 9 minutes the rules will be strictly enforced.

No pants Saturday evening will be in full effect.

Oops...8 minutes now....

Do you get any extra credit for starting early?

 

[churchmouse]

Do you get any extra credit for starting early?

What....we get credit.....really....

I have never been mooned by an emoticon......Perfect.

 

[chezuki]

Do I get bonus points for working pantless?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Do I get bonus points for working pantless?

YES! You might even get some unpaid time off for it too...

 

[chezuki]

[video=youtube;opk4x7jzRS4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opk4x7jzRS4[/video]

 

[Birds Away]

You might even get a complimentary "I love me" jacket.

 

[Expat]

You mean some people are wearing pants around here?

Wow, just when I started thinking I knew you people..

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I have a tactical kilt. What are these "pants" you all speak of?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Pants are for fools!!
People who wear pants have something to hide.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Pants are for fools!!
People who wear pants have something to hide.

Mostly humiliation.

 

[1911ly]

Pants are for fools!!
People who wear pants have something to hide.

Sounds like someone doesn't have enough to worry about hiding??

 

[findingZzero]

NOW! fINALLY! INGO IS ALL MINE!!!

NOW! fINALLY! INGO IS ALL MINE!!!

NOW! fINALLY! INGO IS ALL MINE!!!

I must be god because when I pray, it sounds like I'm talking to myself.............

 

[chezuki]

Bump.

 

[jagee]

I'm leaving!

I'm not even in Indiana anymore!

 

[ATM]

NOW! fINALLY! INGO IS ALL MINE!!!

NOW! fINALLY! INGO IS ALL MINE!!!

NOW! fINALLY! INGO IS ALL MINE!!!

I must be god because when I pray, it sounds like I'm talking to myself.............

I hate to break this to you, Zzero, but...

Oh, never mind, I'm probably just talking to myself, too.

 

[churchmouse]

I am out of here

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

They'll have to drag me out of here...